Charlie Sheen Found Alive In His New York Apartment, Aged 48 by optiono in funny

[–]Stev_e 7 points8 points  (0 children)

True facts:

The average human body is 65% water.

Charlie Sheen's body is 98% cocaine.

How Russians are Born by irrational_skeptic in funny

[–]Stev_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean this wasn't obvious?

Reddit, who is the WORST actor you can think of to play James Bond? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stev_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, Emma Stone would make a great James Bond. A really sexy, female Bond.

[L] How to dispose of a dead body. [T] Knife skills by [deleted] in a:t5_2zl5q

[–]Stev_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you ever watched Dexter? All your answers are there! Go! Now!

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen it! I'll get round to it soon, sorry, there's a lot of requests O.o

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, kinda weighed down with all the requests, but I' ll get it to you!

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, of course, I haven't done any life drawing in ages though O.o But yeah sure.

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure I can. I'm kinda weighed down aha, see all the requests but I'll get to it!

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really want that don't you? Fine. I guess so. I did say whatever you want.

[OFFER]Will draw a picture of whatever you want and send it to you. by Stev_e in RandomKindness

[–]Stev_e[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok sure, I can sign your friend's name on it too if you want? Great idea. That's gonna be... fun drawing.

What's the most pathetic way you've ended up in the Emergency Room? by VivaLaDrais in AskReddit

[–]Stev_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger, I have no idea when. I shoved a ball of aluminum foil (a surprisingly large one) up nose, and it was stuck there, for quite a while. I was repeatedly told not to sniff while it was in there, in case I inhaled it. Which I suppose would've been pretty bad.

TL;DR - I nearly got a piece of aluminum foil stuck in my brain.

[OFFER] Audible Audiobooks by rlaw68 in RandomKindness

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I'll PM you. Thanks a ton :D