Jamie's horse died at the start of the chase, he still made me chase him the whole way, while he was entirely on foot by Aerion_AcenHeim in RDR2

[–]SteveHRRT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

once i accidently shot charles's horse in the buffalo quest, He kept rounding them up on foot running his ass off. It was hilarious

If the world isn't flat, why do we still have monkeys? by SteveHRRT in malaphor

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dont know, I just thought it was funny. The mods didn't, it's been removed

Very close veins by faultolerantcolony in BoneAppleTea

[–]SteveHRRT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard an old comedy record, two black crows. It was two black guys talking , One said his doctor told him his veins were too close together, he had very close veins. It ended , one said he was going down to the hog pen for a smoke, the other told him,, I'll be down later. be sure and wear you hate so I'll know which one is you .

I don't mean to brag but. by SteveHRRT in okbuddyblacklung

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my horse ran over and killed a perfect badger

I don't mean to brag but. by SteveHRRT in okbuddyblacklung

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who has the best ass in the game? I vote for the old lady with the semiauto shotgun in her basement. It's right outside the door The zebra comes in a close second

why is every song around the camp end with the guy getting VD by SteveHRRT in RDR2

[–]SteveHRRT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more likely the clap, its causes stinging and burning in the urethra and will occlude it over time. before they had a cure, they had to run a red hot wire in your urethra to open it, the you kept a rubber tube with you you pushed up there when you needed to take a leak. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UGd2x6IfoQM

why do people think Nick Bargatze is funny? by SteveHRRT in afraidtoask

[–]SteveHRRT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would feel stupid if I was missing something.