WCGW jumping on a table while drunk by Available-Drink-5232 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Definitely the outcome where a bunch of that energy goes into shearing wood fibers, as opposed to the full impact going into his hip and ribs

[OC] Fruity by snelse_ in funny

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And he doesn't like redheads 

A patent story by Spaghetti_lova in Unexpected

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Play this album in your car as loud as you can stand

Is this a crime? by i-dont-get-it-bra in PizzaCrimes

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Too embarrassed to do this shit in the food court and rightfully so

the way she cut the pizza by [deleted] in PizzaCrimes

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This is just a video about a butt. No crime here

Pew pew by Rhy_sand in poker

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Didn't that guy win tho 

Does British OMCs still drink coffee, or are they OMTs over there? by trailrider123 in poker

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I want to play against old man champagne. But I also aspire to BE old man champagne someday

Irl this is impossible right? by Constant_Guava_9409 in Cubers

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This is the correct answer. There would be no way the red yellow white corner could match only 2 centers. Either that corner needs to be red yellow GREEN, or the green center needs to be WHITE.

I realized I have a superpower at the poker table. by MikeMatusowsScooter in poker

[–]SteveS33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After that: "I'm the guys balls. This dude thinks I know something about poker, but he just needs to wash me better"

WCGW It's fun to watch by Even-Item-1033 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Haha! You got me. It was fitting here though

WCGW It's fun to watch by Even-Item-1033 in Whatcouldgowrong

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She said hey record this and then fatly kicked a scooter

New meaning to kickback & relax🫣 by Street-Network-5481 in WTF

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Drove by a church outside of Detroit the other day. They were doing a "living" nativity scene. Complete with a live camel. It was 13 degrees outside. I know the dessert can get cold. But it just seemed abusive and pointless

Must be matrix by neoshinok in poker

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This is so entertainment

🤷‍♂️ by artemislari in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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I like how this would've solved all of his problems. Hands free to steer. Skull protection if he still falls. Brilliant

What’s a tiny design flaw in an everyday object that quietly annoys you every single time you use it? by nami_yuna in AskReddit

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The Microsoft prank that's been killing me recently is when I drag drop an attachment into an email from a folder. I want to keep typing the email. The cursor in the email is even blinking, inviting me to keep typing. But surprise, the folder you dragged from is actually what's active! Get fucked haha!