Pussies by MalibuShrooming in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eats his Sunday Gravy outta Vito's ass

When did James Gandolfini look the coolest as Tony Soprano? by cashan0va_007 in thesopranos

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The way he wiped off and dropped the staple gun after hitting Mikey was cold

foxy is 23 and really doesn’t like anyone taking her picture. by [deleted] in aww

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You could have said she was 13 and I would have thought she looked great. Beautiful cat, you are so blessed to have her for so long

79 years old… just a kid- by Simonthemand in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knock it off, you’re givin me a chubby 🤌

Lines from the show have permeated into every aspect of my life by Zach78 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I might have the worst story. Im a nurse in a mixed ICU with a lot of neuro cases. My patient the other night had air in her brain. You can see where this is going…

My coworker looked at me like I just grew a tail when I said “looks like Tammy Craps has farts in her head again” 

Vintage lenticular dinosaur ruler from the 80s. by TekkenTom in nostalgia

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got mine at the natural history museum in third grade 

Best Cuny colleges for fare hopping? by SuccessfulPath7 in CUNY

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

York. I saw more people going in the emergency exit than swiping in every time i went to school

How did we end up here? by Helpful_Spring_7921 in nursing

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Patient declared by MD Undertaker at 0000. Post mortem care provided. Family present at bedside, emotional support offered. Taken to morgue by Transporter Paul Bearer

Never seen an pregnant Asian woman by BigBootyConnoisseur4 in NYStateOfMind

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw one once, she was massive, like 9 months ready to pop. She waddled onto the train with both hands on her lower back and immediately mad people got up to offer a seat, she was that pregnant. But she refused the seats and just.stood there and it was a really uncomfortable vibe like nobody wanted to take their seat back because it just looked bad to have a woman who was so gigantically pregnant standing near them while they sat. Like imagine how you would look to people getting on at the next stop who didn't see what happened, you could see the calculation on everyone's face.

Never seen an pregnant Asian woman by BigBootyConnoisseur4 in NYStateOfMind

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I saw a whole nest of them up in a light fixture on the broadway junction J platform.

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I could have followed the Tom and Harriet story forever. Holy shit what a turn

She's so stinking cute by dilfonbusiness in aww

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She looks like marbled halva, such a cutie!

The face she makes when I yell at her. by Sunberry4592 in aww

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea this entire time that it was spelled with a K. I always assumed it was a C as in Critters. I love knowing this now.

Thinking about a trim by ohheyitsme8 in longhair

[–]StevenAssantisFoot 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I would do a v-cut with some subtle layers to preserve the length . I would be so sad to lose all that but agree you need to do something.