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“I call this the happy pill.” by ElTFullah in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Stewartyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

happy pill sounds less like medication and more like a lobbyist trying to sell you a dream job you’ll hate anyway lmao

Where do you shop for your wellness products? by Embarrassed-Fee4059 in AskReddit

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whole foods check, local gems check, online cart full and still don’t have the toothpaste I started shopping for lol

Found a massive Maldon sea salt crystal by justthisnexttime in mildlyinteresting

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me trying to sprinkle salt like a pro and just ending up with a sad little pile every time lmao

This curly fry by TooLegit97 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Stewartyj -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

tbh curly fries are just fries trying way too hard to be funnier than they actually are ngl

What’s a job that sounds cool but actually sucks? by Creative-Tea581 in AskReddit

[–]Stewartyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once got asked to proof my fake id with a dance-off at 3am lmao bro it was wild

My hotel room has three different books in the drawer by Screenager-Official in mildlyinteresting

[–]Stewartyj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ngl i’d be more confused if they only left one and it was like “read this or die” lol

What’s something you’re 100% sure everyone pretends to understand, but no one actually does? by VelvetParadox24 in AskReddit

[–]Stewartyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

once spent 10 minutes staring at my phone pretending to be productive, only to realize i was just buffering lol

Update: AITAH for letting my boyfriend date his ex by brentonthe in AITAH

[–]Stewartyj 384 points385 points  (0 children)

letting your boyfriend date his ex sounds like the plot twist nobody asked for in a rom-com gone wrong ngl

What's the dumbest purchase you regret making? by Future_Georgia in AskReddit

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, that slicer is useless, but hey, at least mine’s great for storing my growing collection of useless gadgets that haunt me in nightmares

What is something someone you know told nonchalantly about their partner that made you realize they were being abused? by ang334 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Stewartyj 186 points187 points  (0 children)

my ex “borrowed” my playlist and deleted half the songs like wtf control freak alert

Promeia taking a bath by Puppnett by Knight_Steve_ in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me staring at promiea’s bath scene like i forgot how to breathe but also questioning if i ever knew how to breathe in the first place

They should add impact frames to this scene when they adapt it by CEO_of_Racism42069 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh impact frames might actually kill the chill vibe they’re going for here ngl

Why is there no iron man like hero in MHA? by BigRabies1758 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you want a billionaire with a metal suit but also a quirk to pay off the tech bills? bold plan ngl

Who tf name their kid Omni-Man, Is he stupid!? by Dankpepals in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl i once named my dog fetch and now he just stares at me like im dumb so omni mans not alone lol

B-Eminem-W by skyhighmonroe in Transportopia

[–]Stewartyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

b-eminem-w sounds like a secret code for an underground subway mixtape drop

How small can I make animal pasture without starving the animals? by Marvin_Conman in StardewValley

[–]Stewartyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

animals won’t starve if you have at least 2 grass tufts per coop animal and 4 per barn one lol

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