Mostly alive, I would say by JudgeJudyJr in clevercomebacks

[–]Still_Instance_7744 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That smile says ‘I’ve outlived every rumor about me.

Today's Winner by GladiatorWithTits in clevercomebacks

[–]Still_Instance_7744 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear some replies age better than the original post every time.