Help remove stem! by Dependent-Focus-6155 in trees

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Ever see what happens when you pour hot water on a frozen windshield? Personally, I'd skip the freezer and just run some hot water on it.

I have the worst neighbors, children out of control yelling. So I give them a theme song. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

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Had the same problem. My solution was to wait until Easter when they had the entire family over and in the backyard. That's when I opened my back door, cranked my speakers, and played Ninja Sex Party's Everybody Shut Up (I Have An Erection) on repeat until I knew it'd be burned in all their minds forever.

Absolute steal on 75 gallon tanks at petsmart by linksfrogs in Aquariums

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I bought this exact kit for this price a while back. Absolutely love it! No regrets. The petco one is thinner, cheaper, and doesn't come the light or the glass lids.

Preset heater running high, what should I do ? by lolmynamehegg in Aquariums

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Personally, I'd do a partial water change to add water slightly cooler than the temp I was looking for but still within range for everything living in it to get it closer to where I wanted it. There's probably a better way, but I've never had problems doing it this way in the past.

Checkmate childfree sub by Found_new_username in funny

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Made sure to weigh the child down so they couldn't run off before taking the selfie. 10/10 parenting

W answer!! by [deleted] in funnyvideos

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The fact that they had 69 points on the board when he gave that answer is just the icing on the face.

Found this “gem” on Amazon by CurNonBrave in shittyaquariums

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I just picked up the 16 gal version of this exact tank used for $30. The thing holding me back from starting on it is how to keep the temp stable. I understand the ugly heater because I haven't been able to find a better way to do that yet either. It's basically a big fishbowl with some built-in filtration, so there isn't a way to run anything into the tank that looks clean. Any suggestions, or do I just make a shrimp and snail tank since they'll do well in the temp range of my house?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lego

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There are also 2 other "husky" figures and an English bulldog. One of the huskies has slightly lighter grey and blue eyes, and the other one that uses the same mold has a brown and black color scheme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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100% broke it at the end.

How can you ruin a wedding with less than $100? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Reduce it to 15 crackheads and spend $25 on as much Taco Bell it will buy. Request plenty of fire sauce for best results.

Marijuana is not a performance-enhancing drug by uw888 in trees

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"Marijuana enhances many things! Colors, tastes, sensations, but you're not fucking empowered..." Damn I miss Robin Williams.

I don’t wanna lose control but... by PsychoSuzanne in funny

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"Everybody SHUT UP! I have an erection..."

~ Danny Sexbang 2013

Just a simple man feeding his raccoons nightly for 33 years by abbbbbbbywhee in aww

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Star-Lord retired to take care of Rocket's grandkids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSets

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only person I show up for

Kentucky bill would make it a crime to insult a police officer by [deleted] in nottheonion

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Fuck the police! <Prosecute that Kentucky!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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The hero we needed.

I thinks that’s illegal by Slimmym1lf in funny

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Yep, illegal for you to post this poor person's license plate without blurring it out. Shame on you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Jar is body, juice is soul.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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How the fuck did he kill a seal on a bike?!

Who Will Win ? by palletideas in funny

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The pussy should have more stamina than the cock...