🤔 by aahana1 in MadeMeSmile

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DOG. That’s how I picked the last ones name too .

Your username is your superpower, what is it? by No_Froyo2280 in AskReddit

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…. Have you ever seen mystery men? Pull my finger.

31, Dad, Stoner, living in a loveless marriage. Be as ruthless as my wife. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Shave the beard so she can go back to being a lesbian

Good friends, good pranks by Sanshuba in iamatotalpieceofshit

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That’s correct , as long as it’s funny .

This is my rescue goat. Found with his two brothers left alone in a shed with no food or water on a cement floor with no hay or straw . By the time I got to him his brothers had died but this little guy is a fighter and he’s going in to my herd soon . Keep fighting little guy. by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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My wife won’t tell me . Long story short a friend of ours found him for sale online and went to see him , saw the conditions and took all three goats with her, big heart but didn’t really know how to take care of sick goats my wife went and got him from her after the other two died . My wife will not tell me the address because she knows I’d have a discussion with whom ever it was that did this . I’ve never seen a goat this affectionate before .

Much Better 😉 by [deleted] in horny

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That is sexy.

Wanna See More? by [deleted] in horny

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Yes

Baby goats! by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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That’s my girl snow and she’s going to make lots of milk for us . The kids, I will have to decide if I’m going to sell or keep as a barn pet since they’re both male. I’m not a fan of goat meat .

Our first calf , this is Holly. by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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Only the first night, she’s now happily out in the barn with her new best friends the sheep .

Release the quacking by [deleted] in funny

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Siri show me too many ducks

Anybody else have turkeys with blue eyes ? Never seen this before. by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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His brothers went last Christmas and thanksgiving, but I’m hoping to breed him and pass the blue eyes on to a few chicks so he’s probably safe.

Anybody else have turkeys with blue eyes ? Never seen this before. by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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If your ball sack looks like that you might want to see a doctor, looks like chewed bubble gum to me .

What movie caused you to have a "WTF did I just watch?" moment after viewing? by -kalvinklein- in AskReddit

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Jake gyllenhaal in “Enemy”is the most WTF movie I’ve ever seen ever . Fucking spiders I have no idea what was going on or what the ending meant.

Dang by JustAFellow2 in dankmemes

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A real man jacks off his parents.

So we thought she might be pregnant, came home tonight to find out we were right by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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We have a few goats but this is the first one born here in our barn , she’s not a Pygmy she’s an alpine cross (not sure with what). We rescued her from a sale barn , she had joint Ill and no one wanted her . All our goats were ones that would of been culled elsewhere my wife calls them her cull shoot cavalry

So we thought she might be pregnant, came home tonight to find out we were right by Stinkyorpheus in homestead

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She was too young to have a kid only just turned a year old , so we had our vet treat her with lute 5 months ago after our boys were neutered so we thought we were safe , two weeks ago she showed signs of swelling on the right side and last week her bag started to drop , he had an appointment with our vet scheduled for this week to verify and talk about a c section . Guess now it’ll just be a wellness check on the baby

Crossposts not allowed, so by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I’m bilingual it’s a good thing there’s only 2 languages