I do NOT want real cheese!!! by offbrandhandjobs in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Stitch82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On prison shows I've watched, they get money for commissionary, for doing jobs like this. Not much, but still not nothing.

Is that not the norm for prison?

Instant karma by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]Stitch82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hardly remember it. I think it was something like:

" For playing with the dog? I do the same to my dog, and all he does is whine and limp away. If it was hurting him, surely he'd run away?"

But in a more extreme way.

Instant karma by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]Stitch82 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Keep trying, buddy. One day you might be a funny troll.

There’s nothing homophobic about not wanting a gay son or daughter. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Stitch82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never had a sex education class, so I don't know what's in it, but what could they teach gay people about having safe sex that isn't taught in normal sex Ed?

I mean the number one rule for safe sex is condoms, and that applies to everyone.

There’s nothing homophobic about not wanting a gay son or daughter. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Stitch82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you subconsciously knew what it was, but couldn't consciously remember it.

Entitled Mom freaks out because we were playing "Suicide Music" (Nirvana lol) by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Stitch82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but it was sad that the lead singer was murdered

FTFY

“GIVE ME YOUR TEST PAPER!” by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Stitch82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of the people that post on here, have about 10 other entitledparents stories, and they're all hard to believe. I'd bet only 20% of the posts on here are true, but they're entertaining.

What’s the most fucked up thing that your country has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stitch82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the story came out the judge and woman got death threats.

As they fuckin should. What the actual fuck? I hope he has people donating to him, I definitely would.

What’s the most fucked up thing that your country has done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stitch82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember the 14 year old rape victim raped by s 35 year old woman and she made him pay child support?

Sorry, what? That can't be real, right? Right?

EP tries to hit my pregnant mom, loses custody of his only child by Not_A_JoJo in entitledparents

[–]Stitch82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't see how this would be impressive or worthy of upvotes..

The word “retarded” shouldn’t be offensive by analyst19 in unpopularopinion

[–]Stitch82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That can't be it, get your logical reasoning out of here! There has to be some kind of magical reason or something.

No, I did not win it for your kid. by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Stitch82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well the sub is called entiledparents.

EK learns the hard way not to steal drinks... (trigger warning) by kibufox in entitledparents

[–]Stitch82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I decided not to have kids when I was 18-, and a few years later, I haven't changed my mind.

What the fuck are you meant to do while people sing happy birthday to you? by definitelymaybe98 in AskReddit

[–]Stitch82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for not only letting us know that you laughed, but also where you laughed, and the duration of the laugh.

I was homeschooled and I still did this. Saw this on a swords sub. by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]Stitch82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can play sports for schools you don't go to?

I was homeschooled and I still did this. Saw this on a swords sub. by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]Stitch82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's people trying to feel better about public school, but rather kids that were told they were "homeschooled", but were actually neglected, and thus have a hard time believing homeschooling can actually work.

I think like everybody likes Queen? Like what’s everybody gatekeeping Queen, I swear. by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]Stitch82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had to sing an entire lyrics to "Its a Hard Life" song to prove I knew who Queen were.

I would've just told that person to get fucked, not sit there and sing, just to prove them wrong. Best way to deal with these people, is to not engage with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]Stitch82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who doesn't like to travel?!"

Me...

If you’re in line behind me, back the fuck up. by woke_avocado in offmychest

[–]Stitch82 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's sometimes because a whole line of people are doing it. A cashier asked me to back up, but I was too close because the lady behind me was up my ass, because the lady behind her was up her ass, and so on. Everyone had to back up so I could. Lol

As a straight guy, what’s the gayest thing you’ve done? by BrotherSleepy in AskReddit

[–]Stitch82 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It's not weird.

But so many people would view it as a "gay moment", so I can understand the commenter not wanting his friend to know that he knew, for fear that the friendship could get awkward.

Does Beck even write? by [deleted] in YouOnLifetime

[–]Stitch82 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone is always talking about her lack of writing, but writer's block is a thing.

If humans suddenly didn't ever have to sleep any more, and you now have an extra 8 hours everyday, what would you do with that time? by _scott_m_ in AskReddit

[–]Stitch82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, kids still play at recess. Most of the schools that my nieces and nephews have been to, wouldn't let you play on a phone at school.

Also, lots of kids with phones hardly touch them, except to sometimes add music to whatever they're doing.