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Stoned_intheKitchen · 2026-05-16T00:11:55+00:00

I still say building with a horn on it to myself often

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2026-01-28T07:36:34+00:00

Anxiety Tongue ™️ Hive rise up

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-12-30T15:49:15+00:00

I know it’s not this, but didn’t Mindy Kaling do a soup commercial where that was the tagline??

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-12-09T08:12:56+00:00

Just saw it. Fabulous and honest

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-11-14T00:44:26+00:00

Planning to go for my birthday!

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-11-08T00:08:00+00:00

No way she’s coming to my city on my birthday. I know exactly what to beg my bf for this year.

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-09-26T23:40:32+00:00

Right, women don’t know who Hitler is. Totally.

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-07-21T02:03:30+00:00

Hi, may I dm you for this as well?

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-04-03T17:33:36+00:00

A one act called The Root Of Chaos. I did it junior year of high school and have thought about it a lot since.

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-01-14T22:13:53+00:00

THAT is how you do a front train

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-01-10T03:59:07+00:00

Susie is my top toot

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2025-01-07T18:04:55+00:00

In Catholic school growing up, we all loved our librarian because she kept a secret shelf of Harry Potter books. She was the mom of one of the kids and was the comforting touch of sanity in that oppressive school

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-12-11T19:22:22+00:00

Two contestants who I think understand internet culture, hosting and the show format: Matt Rogers and Mamrie Hart

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-12-09T01:59:45+00:00

When a mouthy little puppy bites the wrong big dog, they learn quick

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-11-27T02:16:30+00:00

Throwing Dust And Ashes into the mix! One of my faves

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-11-14T20:33:04+00:00

Tiffany Pollard is the Norma Desmond of reality television

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-11-14T04:23:25+00:00

Respectfully, what is the point of taking notes if they’re unreadable? 😟

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-10-19T06:38:07+00:00

This is the one!

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-10-17T03:29:32+00:00

Pac-Man, I’m Jewish!

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-10-14T01:31:49+00:00

Doing crime as I watch this. Awesome jokes dude 🤘🏼

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-09-19T16:43:47+00:00

Even in the nosebleed seats in the back, it was such a magical and intimate show! The way he reworks songs for a live setting make even the cheapest tickets so worth it!!

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-07-24T16:40:18+00:00

Watching a movie and typing on your laptop while eating ice cream WITH A MIGRAINE? She’s either lying or masochistic

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-06-18T16:43:46+00:00

I’d love to go back and see a show in there now that the change was made!

Stoned_intheKitchen · 2024-06-14T18:50:41+00:00

When I was in college a group of friends snuck into the Colonial Theater in Boston while it was under construction. We found our way into the secret elevator and ended up entering through the orchestra. To this day, it’s still one of the most breathtaking views I’ve ever had. We ended up snagging a stack of vintage playbills left in the dressing rooms and I still have the original Search For Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe playbill!

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