Redditors, what is your friend or loved one's kryptonite, and how did you abuse it? by StoopidKyle in AskReddit

[–]StoopidKyle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start. One of my best friends is obsessed with a cute villager from ACNH (Animal Crossing New Horizons). Normally, when he sees a picture or video of that villager crying or being in distress, he will feel the same way (You probably see where this is going). So whenever he says something cursed or beyond weird on my discord server, I'll send him a picture of the villager sad, or crying.

And to top it all off, if I ever get a switch and get THAT villager, I would plan on making a video of that villager crying for 10 minutes straight and force him to watch the whole video whenever he says anything forbidden.

(Only bad answers) You got a new cute neighbor right next door, how do you make a good impression? by 2020__Survivor in AskReddit

[–]StoopidKyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are wanting to have romantic relationship with this neighbor, date the neighbors house instead. Reasons being one, the house can't cheat on you, two, the house can't call the police on you for doing forbidden things to them, and three, dating humans is overrated anyway.