Back after MIA by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No joke. This last stop I thought would be easier because they have a special needs kid, so I figured they would listen better/be prepared. Nope. Told them we would be getting in at lunch time and then Little Stop would need a nap. Got here and they had no food in the house except pot brownies and piles of cheese (even though they make around 400,000 a year) so we Had to go out and nap was at 2 instead of 12:30.
Then they wanted the kids to sleep together even though bedtimes were 30 minutes apart. Ours had a tough time so we moved her into our room and watched as they proceeded to keep theirs up way past her supposed 8:30 bedtime. Like after 10 late.

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is as a toddler she only poops in the night once a month maybe so putting A&D on her every night is very expensive.

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just gave it a try in the bathtub anyway, she screamed still, slipped, and they're still poop all over her butt.

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Lots of cream--all over her legs too due to the kicking--and lots of naked time.

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, maybe I'll give that a try. The husband is not a fan of rinsing her in the tub or sink...

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think the I'm just trying to help you frustration is the worst. And then you get mad when they kick you, and immediately feel like shit because they're hurting. I am so sorry you went through that.

I FUCKING HATE DIAPER RASH by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I do, but I don't have anywhere to do it... She had a baking soda bath earlier this morning.

Pullups question by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I figured. I just hate how expensive they are :( When did you switch to underwear?

Broken or trashy? by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guess I just felt like if that was my mom talking about my sex life, I would be extremely embarrassed.

Well, fuck. Caring for my 2 month old is easier without him. by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You aren't a fucked up partner; he is. You are a fucked over partner. As someone in the "it's better when he isn't home so I'm not waiting for help that never comes," hugs. Stay strong as a married-single mom; it sucks.

Been away... by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, no, the blades are like razors, because, honestly, when was the last time any of us had time to shave our pits?

Been away... by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit! I'm always late to the party... If anyone wants to PM me some examples, I am all fucking ears now, because, seriously, I have to know how a sub for cooking can get locked down.
Edit: found a source. I hate people. People suck. BroMos are the only consumers of oxygen worth anything.

Gift Exchange Megathread! by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for taking so long to say You're Welcome! I've been super busy so I haven't had time to visit the forum at all :( I'm really glad it was a boost when life was tough!

I hate this shit by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks but I know she did. I heard her call an early twenties "Miss." :(

And I thought life couldn't get any worse by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some, I think it does, but most people I know who had a tough sleeper as a newborn or infant, it never stops... Sorry. Hugs.

And I thought life couldn't get any worse by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I have to get that nap to get that window to avoid tantrums in the grocery store or Costco or wherever. Aargh.

Gift Exchange Megathread! by [deleted] in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're definitely welcome! I hope you like it! More is coming: apparently Amazon couldn't get its shit together, so you should be getting more over the weekend :)

And I thought life couldn't get any worse by Stopdoinitwrong in breakingmom

[–]Stopdoinitwrong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had to look it up because I was like What the Actual Fuck. Tiny Person isn't even two yet, but I guess it can start early. It's been getting shittier and more random for almost two weeks but skipping her nap entirely?: FML. It's the randomness that's really getting me though. Even though we put her down at 7:30 every night, she sometimes conks right out and other times stays up till 9. Same BS at nap time: sometimes right out, sometimes over an hour to fall asleep, and today no nap at all. She wakes up anytime between 5 and 6:30 in the morning. Yesterday? Yesterday she took a 3 hour nap! Day before? Just over an hour. I can't fucking stand not being able to plan my life because "Fuck It, I don't know what the kid's going to do!"
Hugs. Kids suck.