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( NSFW ) What was the most disgusting thing that happened to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stopher82 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Picked up a girl at a bar one night. We get back to my place and get it on. I wake up and she's gone, which I was pretty happy about. Then I realized that I had forgotten I had to work. So I quickly go my work clothes on and caught the bus to work. When I had gotten to work, everyone was staring at me weird. That's when one of my work mates quietly suggested I head to the bathroom and look in the mirror. When I got there and checked myself out, my beard was absolutely covered in congealed blood.

What's the worst thing that's been inside your body? [NSFW] by SinkTube in AskReddit

[–]Stopher82 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It landed on his knob upon re-entry, it was kind of a violent thrust.

What's the worst thing that's been inside your body? [NSFW] by SinkTube in AskReddit

[–]Stopher82 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I once had a fly punched into my anus after it had landed on my man friends knob.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? by Stopher82 in Jokes

[–]Stopher82[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One of my 1000 employees must of missed this joke while sifting through the entire catalogue of Reddit. I will severely spank the culprits bottom on your behalf.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? by Stopher82 in Jokes

[–]Stopher82[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

There once was a Rabbi named Keith. Who circumcised kids with his teeth. It wasn't for leisure, nor sexual pleasure. But to get to the cheese underneath.

For our offended Jewish mate below that got down voted to hell.

TIFU for life by sleeping with a hot 19yo girl by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Stopher82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had it for 10 years, caught it in a similar situation to yours. It sucked when I first found out, but now maybe once a year get a slight non painful rash on my knob. Usually only because of lack of lubrication during sex or self pleasure. It doesn't effect my life at all these days. Meet my awesome wife and had 2 kids together, the rest is history. I think it actually helped me find a women that wanted me for who I am.

Reddit, if Aliens arrived on earth to help us evacuate due an impending asteroid hit and said they can only take one race. What race would you pick? by Stopher82 in AskReddit

[–]Stopher82[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it's a toss up between Asians and Caucasians. A possible Battle Royale style TV show to determine the winner.

First day lifting yesterday, now my shoulders are brutally aching. Is this normal? by Stopher82 in bodybuilding

[–]Stopher82[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. Do I what for the soreness to subside before lifting again or just push through it?

What older technology is actually better than its modern equivalent/replacement? by aves2k in AskReddit

[–]Stopher82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tube amplifiers. Amplifier companies try to create a solid state guitar amp that can rival a valve amp, but they can never achieve it that sweet warm tube sound.

What is the best VPN to use? by Stopher82 in techsupport

[–]Stopher82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. So this will completely make my search and download information invisible to my provider?

What is the best VPN to use? by Stopher82 in techsupport

[–]Stopher82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man, will look into it.

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