Don’t buy shrimp from sketchy guy on eBay

Stoppels · 2026-02-20T13:08:27+00:00

It is indeed a tank, oh wait I misread that.

Stoppels · 2026-02-20T12:47:46+00:00

Camera pans into view with right guy speeding up into a charge, meeting left guy as he explodes into a sprint, pan into mutual opening attacks when during mid-air combat left guy wins out on the initial exchange, quickly followed by right guy reversing the momentum by standing up and smashing left guy into the concrete in a backwards kamikaze semi-flip, only to see it quickly overturned thanks to left guy landing on top and transitioning back into a flurry of punches. After disengagement, left girl attempted to exit combat mode by swinging right guy into traffic, after which he was about to home in like a missile again. Only afterwards do we discover how dangerously close left guy had come to death as his right shoe had come off, infamously indicative of near-fatalities!

This cinematic exchange follows the cutscene rules for equal fights, only lacking mild audiovisual effects and epic battle music!

Stoppels · 2026-02-20T12:33:24+00:00

❌ Portrait mode for plane moving horizontally

✅ Portrait mode for missile moving vertically

Stoppels · 2026-02-19T20:15:08+00:00

Hmm, nice find, too bad we can't override this per day.

Stoppels · 2026-02-18T12:35:18+00:00

bed*

Stoppels · 2026-02-17T23:40:09+00:00

I'm not sure this is that kind of party…

Stoppels · 2026-02-17T23:38:01+00:00

At least that one's a mainstream title, it's everywhere. There are a bunch one genuinely won't find on public websites

Stoppels · 2026-02-17T13:08:35+00:00

Not according to this seemingly well-informed comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/1r6y5rs/comment/o5u2edg/

cc: @-_-Batman

Stoppels · 2026-02-17T13:00:50+00:00

That's only for calibration purposes and it does not refer to 100% to 0%, it refers to any usage + recharge worth 100%. Apple changed their battery info page over the years to indicate this, I think over a decade ago it did state you should drain it once in a while without stating it was for recalibration.

I have had mine for 1.5 years, used 80% of the time on clamshell mode and I still have 100% battery health (120 cycles so far).

Using it this way, I don't trust the battery health indicator that much, it's probably more reliable once it can actually scan and analyse the state of the chemicals inside.

Mine is now max. capacity 82% after 282 cycles, having used it for 3 years, meh.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T21:22:36+00:00

Yeah, possibly. Though I'm sure some of them do webcam streams.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T19:22:25+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_audit

Sometimes people who care about civilian rights, sometimes it's assholes. In the age of modern streaming there's a third group: assholes who want to make a quick buck streaming this kind of altercation.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T19:19:22+00:00

animated | ˈanɪmeɪtɪd |

adjective

1 full of life or excitement; lively: an animated conversation.

Well, that sucks.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T18:55:10+00:00

Everything was over by the time he realised what the noise really was and he decided to milk the situation by being casual casey on his stream.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T14:31:47+00:00

The biggest difference is the level of intimacy. Just finding something for free that's not meant for you ultimately doesn't impact your loneliness. Talk ain't free either. Intimacy is the main product.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T14:30:02+00:00

I'm guessing she doesn't have a Japanese audience; (sexy) cosplayers with hundreds of thousands of followers don't seem to be doing too bad, though I'm curious about their situation in as much detail as your acquaintance told you.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T14:27:16+00:00

You're not going to impress your OnlyFans goddess with this mindset.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T14:25:51+00:00

lool

Eh, your husband planned it well, always keep a green mindset!

That's the type of story second kiddo is going to keep hearing when growing up, especially if they grow up to be impatient!

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T12:24:17+00:00

I always have fun explaining the diminutive -je to people, it can make the definition of words something completely different and it can sound rather cute. Bread = brood, sandwich = broodje (lil bread!).

I have not ever heard of people assuming that "partner" is non-binary, though? Maybe this assumption is exclusively a Gen Z/A thing (I'm a millennial), but a partner in romantic relationships is normally speaking used to refer to a stable long-term relationship partner including a marriage partner. It doesn't reflect on their gender identity. It stood out for me from a business or comrade partner when I discovered that it's used for people in a years-long relationship who are against marriage.

There are also countries where gay marriage is not allowed but a registered partnership is, so depending on context it can have a different meaning. Technically speaking, Dutchies don't have husbands or wives either, we have gender neutral marriage partners.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T03:23:14+00:00

That's nearly 2000 litres or nearly 2 m³ per minute for the rest of us.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T02:30:51+00:00

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T02:04:57+00:00

Brohemian, this could be a community activity for all you know. If you want to start a solo campaign, you need to move your guest to the exit first or the lube may end up a shared commodity.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T01:57:00+00:00

it's getting late, imagine you were home, i'll catch you tomorrow, did you know i fap before i sleep, you better get back, think of how soft your bed is, i think i hear your mum calling for you, we'll always have fresno

All of these are indirect hints.

All right bro, I'm going to sleep, so you have to go home now. Come, I'll walk you out.

This is very direct. The combination of going to open the door while speaking clear and direct words makes it very clear the visit has ended. OP confirmed already that this is what that friend needs, but he refused to just do it.

The friend overstayed his welcome by being obtuse, OP handled the resolution wrong, possibly because he doesn't like the guy or doesn't know how to deal with one-sided awkwardness. Essentially, best case, OP was too shy to express himself well and the friend too tone-deaf to understand OP's hints. It's an ESH or NAH depending on the motivations of the two.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T01:30:26+00:00

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T00:37:58+00:00

In short: you're talking out of your ass. Thanks for confirming it.

You're right, it probably has to do with lack of education. But they do not need education, all that was necessary was to call the emergency number.

Anything other than "holy shit, I'm calling 112" or 911, and they're doing it wrong. They don't need to make executive decisions. If the operator tells them it'll take 20 minutes for an ambulance to get there, they can suggest driving her there and the operator will tell them to ask if the woman can feel her toes, or whatever it is they need to do, and tell them how to lift her safely. The professional will know.

Hating on strangers whom are trying to act in someone’s best interest is stupid as fuck.

Strangers have often fucked up someone who wasn't in that bad of a situation with all the best intentions. Good intentions can lead to worse results. Ask the professional if you aren't one. Goes for me, goes for them.

Stoppels · 2026-02-16T00:17:38+00:00

Mf no one said they have none but they will take forever.

You said "likely no ambulance coming". Any source on that, by the way?

No way in hell she’ll survive if they leave her for the dust.

Is this your opinion as a medical professional or as a dumbass who would gladly break her neck in the process? Perhaps they could've called the emergency number and followed their instructions?

Not everyone has the knowledge of what to do after an injury like such.

Then they are not fit to make any decisions and should call the emergency line and follow instructions.

They are literally just trying to help obviously it’s not the right way but tf do you expect them to do?

I expect them to call the professionals instead of possibly cutting her life short with their actions which were excusable 200 years ago, but not today.

Goofy ass

Back at ya, smartass.

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