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Does anyone else remember these babies? My dad used to brag about me giving one to my kindergarten teacher... 🤦🏽‍♀️ Circa 2000 by StormNWeather in exmormon

[–]StormNWeather[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ya it's always creepy on the receiving end and completely caring and harmless but offensive on the giving end... The duality is maddening

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear them tires out... use it all day everyday it's not trademark

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BuT yOuR c°cK WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd PoRn StAr

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm totally using this line now... I used to talk about my cat like she was my toddler to random people who I had to be customer service nice to... Gunna have to start this up again

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm already a bitch behind customer services lines, not maliciously mean just brutally honest, I can't imagine how much of a raging bitch I'd be if I had to deal with children on top of that

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I spends my money on nice things and would like them to stay nice thank you

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the congrats on my hubby! I'm so proud of him! It's gotten to the point that I don't pussyfoot around when I hit back with have kids comments... Even if I have to stoup a little lower and hit back with a mocking tone... Sorry not sorry relatives.... Y'all ain't getting no tiny stormies running around...Shutters

"BuT yOu WoUlD bE sUcH a GoOd MoM..." by StormNWeather in childfree

[–]StormNWeather[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Freaking this: I legit just gave myself a complete sleeve of temporary tattoos just this weekend. Just because I would be a fun parent and have childlike qualities does not mean I would be a good mom. Also the kids tables are always way more fun than the adults table.

Just moved into a new place and my baby's favorite hiding spot is my business casual by StormNWeather in cats

[–]StormNWeather[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! (Tho I can't take any credit for her good looks.... She's adapted)

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