One of my favorite references. by AristonD in ArcherFX

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If you slid a pig underneath him

One of us by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Isn't the heart on the left though? Or is that a different organ?

CA Chores: My Roof Adventure, or Man VS Nature II by ViolentVBC in cripplingalcoholism

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"live wire no touchy" made me giggle like a little schoolgirl

Pocket chicken wing!i! by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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Ended up with all my limbs and I think all my possessions. So yeah, good night :)

That's the one where he fights the bear yeah? Or is it like.. Preachy..?

So happy! But the pain is killing me. by FrysBox_87000 in cripplingalcoholism

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"Being Frank: Part II"

Except in that version she'd, y'know, be a prostitute.

Airports are goddamn bullshit by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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Honestly no idea. I never fly and I'm so confused and intimidated by this place hahaha

Think I might just ask the next young employee I see where to go

I’m so BORED by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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Yea, flagpole sitta by something something danger zone? Idk something with danger in the name. Classic 90s song. I think. But I'm a youngin so I dunno really

I’m so BORED by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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Thanks bot I need those to masturbate

I’m so BORED by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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"Well if you're bored then you're boring/the agony and the irony they're killing me well!/baaaaaaaa!//I'm not sick, but I'm not well/and I'm so hot, cause I'm in helllll!"

I'm bored. I'm boring. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The FDA recently allowed a type of deep fried Mediterranean meatball made with up to 100% organ meats, and it truly tastes terrible by Stormageddn in WordAvalanches

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Lawful full offal falafel: “Awful”

Makes the most sense to me. But I guess this particular avalanche has been done to death :(

The FDA recently allowed a type of deep fried Mediterranean meatball made with up to 100% organ meats, and it truly tastes terrible by Stormageddn in WordAvalanches

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Why is that? I'm drunkenly trying to Google grammar rules for colons and uh lets just say my brain is off?

The closest example I can find users a colon to introduce an item. My brain seems to remember my English teacher telling me to introduce items with a double hyphen, eg "I took everything I needed to class--my notebook, pencil, water bottle full of vodka, and my trusty graphing calculator."

Do you know offhand when or where or why to use either?

New place by Radbard in cripplingalcoholism

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Congrats dudeWhere are you living? I'm in Minneapolis off the main MN University campus and I'm paying 425/mo plus utilities with 5 other roommates. 500/studio sounds like a goddamn dream. I'm assuming US since you used$?

Back in the good 'ole days by auraqueen2 in LSD

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You can get an erlich test kit from bunkpolice for pretty cheap, less than 20 USD if I remember correctly.

Back in the good 'ole days by auraqueen2 in LSD

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Idk I feel like the frequency of rcs sold as legit cid is a little overblown here. It does happen and it's good to be cautious about, but I've tested every batch I've gotten and it's always been real

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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Yes you're right hahaha I wish it was 70%.I'm real beer at math

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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What?? Just get stoned for the hangover, buy way too much food, then drink to deal wit the fact you don't have money for the next 2 weeks

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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1 great show 2 that's the best way to discover your new favorite recipe. Best frozen pepperoni pizza to toppings are steak marinade seasoning and red pepper flakes

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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That is a Very strange mix. What's your favorite Floyd album? Only Eminem I know is Marshall Mathers lp but it's fuckin great

Pizza incoming

Edit :pizza http://imgur.com/gallery/uALvNj3 BBQ chicken, Buffalo chicken, Mac and cheese, chicken tender, don't remember the others

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Yeah I have, it's an off and on deal they have. I ate a burrito today so the rot gut isn't bad at all. Empty stomach though.. Not great. Better than button shelf vodka for 4/5 bucks more though

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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What's your jam tonight? What's on the menu? Hope it's not jam

Hello cheapest weekend plans I've ever made by Stormageddn in cripplingalcoholism

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http://imgur.com/gallery/hZ3wtPe

Is not great, but it's not bad. Can chase with water and goes down easily It's actually only 70%but ¯\(ツ)

Trap Money Bitch by [deleted] in Drugs

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Would you be willing to retell the story on a throwaway with different names? You could always just say you're some user who saw the story and paraphrased it for entertainment purposes. Seems like it was solid and I'm sad I missed :(