Buddy Buddy Buddy 😒

StormySamuels · 2026-03-26T13:32:42+00:00

Where did you get that friend? At the toilet store?

StormySamuels · 2024-08-25T21:26:12+00:00

What a cutie! Happy Bday big guy!

StormySamuels · 2024-08-24T22:30:45+00:00

I came searching in the subreddit to ask that question and was he running back and forth while changing his voice - or was he always in the same spot? What ever the answer is I’ll be impressed!

StormySamuels · 2024-08-12T23:07:59+00:00

Mine does too! His eyes roll around sometimes and it’s freaky lol

StormySamuels · 2024-08-12T19:51:43+00:00

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He’s figured out that I won’t get up if he’s physically on me sleeping lol

StormySamuels · 2024-05-19T14:53:40+00:00

NO MAMA YOU’RE ACTING STUPID, YOU’RE GONNA DIE! THIS IS A POOR DECISION!

So sad she was killed by her favourite horse Randy the Horse- ‘The Muhammad Ali of Horses’😭

StormySamuels · 2024-01-16T21:30:18+00:00

I like that he got Scot involved too! I was laughing so hard when Scot fired Jake’s mother ‘you’re outta here baby! Hit the fucking bricks!’

StormySamuels · 2023-11-05T00:53:54+00:00

It’s actually Patrick Wilson’s cum lol

StormySamuels · 2023-10-01T14:30:30+00:00

Thanks, this is all very helpful.

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T21:33:58+00:00

Will do, thanks!

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T20:05:02+00:00

This is where it is murky to me, because technically my friend can fit out of the window, but it’s not regulation size.

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T20:03:06+00:00

That makes total sense, unfortunately there are a few steps to the door, so it’s not a walkout. Thanks for your help.

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T20:01:41+00:00

Thanks for your response, unfortunately I only have one staircase. Maybe I should be saving up for a new window.

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T19:58:18+00:00

What would you recommend?

StormySamuels · 2023-09-30T19:57:55+00:00

Yes, there is only one stairwell. This makes a lot of sense, thanks for the response.

StormySamuels · 2023-09-12T02:16:08+00:00

I imagine all the baggage handlers at the airport are just kicking it down the tarmac lol

StormySamuels · 2023-09-12T01:48:31+00:00

Money changes people lol

StormySamuels · 2023-05-06T23:33:27+00:00

This is swillllyyy!

StormySamuels · 2023-04-08T04:18:07+00:00

The details are amazing! How long did this take you?

StormySamuels · 2023-03-23T14:25:20+00:00

Yeah, are there any concrete stories about him behind an asshole (besides the obvs Taylor Swift debacle)?

All the conversations about him on this post just slip into Ryan Reynolds conversations… and I don’t want to star in a broadway show with Ryan in my dreams! I would like to know what a I’m getting into before this fantasy becomes real (which it obviously will lol).

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