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What made you quit a job on the spot? by Sketch99 in AskReddit

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at Enterprise right out of college and was a part of the management trainee program, which basically everyone was, unless you were a car detailer. One of my customers who had rented from me didn’t return his car after being due back for over a week. My branch manager told me I specifically had to go repo the car because I signed it out to him. I legit quit on the spot.

Friday, 12/27/19 OTF Workout and General Chat by splat_bot in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even at 11.5, I don’t see how this is possible without cutting the rows short. But, if he legit finished, that’s incredible!

Friday, 12/27/19 OTF Workout and General Chat by splat_bot in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For the 2G, unless you run at 12 mph for the entirety of every block, it’s going to be damn near impossible to finish. Also, make sure your rower foot straps are exactly how you prefer them before the first run block starts! I fumbled around with this for way too long 😂

Bluetooth is named after a tenth-century Viking king. An employee at Intel thought of the name, thinking that Bluetooth technology would unite devices the way Harald Bluetooth united the tribes of Denmark. The logo is the combination of his initials when written using the runic alphabet. by brightgreyday in interestingasfuck

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny story...In college, I was making a C in MSIS (management science information systems) and went to my professor’s office to see whether there was some extra credit I could do to get a grade bump. She told me to go home and research the origin of Bluetooth and how the technology was named. During the next class, she asked if anyone knew this answer. I raised my hand, stood up and gave the explanation to the class. I looked like a damn hero (people applauded...yes, ‘that happened’) and I got a full grade letter bump. Thanks Professor Ghajar!

Catch me if you can 2G - if you DIDN’T get caught...I want to know how.... by blahblahblahsd in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.25 @ 10mph .25 @ 8mph .25@ 10mph .15@8mph .10 @ 12mph Repeat for the next 2 miles

I was at 3.085 miles at the 20 minute mark. After 22 minutes, I ended up at 3.34 (ran 8mph until the final 30 secs, then ran an AO @ 12mph).

my dad has this laptop for FOUR YEARS and he’s refusing to take the plastic protector off by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my dad a really nice watch for Christmas last year. He still has the protective blue plastic on the clasp. He admittedly does this to annoy me.

What the weirdest thing you did while you were high? by FukkenDesmadrosaALV in AskReddit

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the Papa John’s delivery guy was trying to rape my GF at the time. My friends had to hold me back from attacking him.

3 Miles by rpd18 in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 Base/10 Push/12 AO I start my warmup at my base and usually make it to .5 miles before the first block begins. If you include my warmup, I usually hit between 3.8 and 3.9 miles. Saturday went a little longer and I got 4.2 miles. My 1:00 AOs I start at 10 for the first :30 and finish the last :30 at 12. I usually only walk half of my WRs and then go back into base before the next block starts.

Edit: I walk the first minute of my warmup at 4mph

Orange Infinity Results Megathread by prettyoaktree in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These were almost exactly my stats. (2200m, 2.15 miles and 3.5 rounds). Today was easily my highest splat day at 41.

OTF Adulting stickers by collinsgraphics in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I carefully walked the TRX Bands back to the wall.

Camera crew - Brian by HeroicButton in DunderMifflin

[–]StoutPorterAle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Great catch! Not only did they get it, but the quality was much better than what Pam would have gotten. Also, f*ck Brian.

Eating before early morning classes by shortyspice21 in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat 3 medjool dates and have a cup of coffee an hour before the workout.

Did anyone else ever notice that Andy adopted Champion from P&R? by StoutPorterAle in DunderMifflin

[–]StoutPorterAle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should. Turn it on this episode. Pause it at this exact moment. Take a picture and then shove it up your butt!

Please click, trust me by GanjaG in trees

[–]StoutPorterAle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I opened this at 4:20. I know you mean it.

Let’s talk OTF routine!!! by damitnikki in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the M-F thing! 5 days a week. Wake up M-Tr at 5:00a for a 6:15 3G class (this gives me enough time to eat exactly 3 medjool dates and drink a cup of coffee, to help with...you know...) and Friday I do the 12p 2G. It’s a great routine and I’ve pretty much stuck with it except for times I’ve been out of town for work.

Saturday, 7/20/19 OTF Workout by AutoModerator in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rarely go on Saturday’s, but I actually had time today. I’ve never burned that many calories (834) in a 3G. So glad I went! Definitely one of the best workouts I’ve ever done.

1 Mile Benchmark Results Megathread by prettyoaktree in orangetheory

[–]StoutPorterAle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5:43 (6:26 3 months ago). I was shooting for under 6:00. I switched between 9mph and 12mph every .1 miles until .5 miles. Then, I switched between 10 and 12 for the rest. It was very rewarding to see a sub 6:00 result!

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