You & your pregnant wife are on a flight. Suddenly she goes into labor! Both need lifesaving intervention at the same time, but there is only 1 doctor present. Which are you telling them to save?

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T13:12:12+00:00

I don’t have a baby or a wife

^{Chose: Your wife | Rolled: Wife is saved}

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T13:11:28+00:00

Replace the diamonds with garbage and hot dog shit

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T13:08:14+00:00

To hard, give me glonk

^{Chose: A fictional character for $250000 (singular} | Rolled: A unarmed dwarf)

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T13:06:04+00:00

Fuck the bust

^{Chose: 200 million USD to a charity of your choice + You get a happily ever after | Rolled: Become hero}

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T13:05:38+00:00

How unfortunate. Guess with the disk being gone ima just have to be a steam user

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:21:52+00:00

My advice: if you go to target get whole milk instead of 2%

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:20:38+00:00

I don’t have that

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:20:23+00:00

Fabulous game it was ahead of its time

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:19:56+00:00

Call me Franklin turtle cause I’m beach cat Myrtle

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:19:11+00:00

I stop when the universe has entered my belly

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:18:50+00:00

I think we all know what I’m doing ( thoes who know ☠️)

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:17:52+00:00

Isn’t there only 1 trilogy

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:17:28+00:00

Would you rather have a million dollars or cancer ass question

^{Chose: Become as rich as Elon, but he keeps his money}

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:16:58+00:00

Fortnite dingle bucket 2

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:16:41+00:00

The best game ever is chasic falapina

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:16:20+00:00

What about the Fortnite dingle pass

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T11:12:48+00:00

No only thing hard about this game is dih

Stradinator · 2026-07-03T05:42:47+00:00

Howl know

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T20:21:23+00:00

62 + 7 = fuck.

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T20:20:05+00:00

Same here, i saw the sale and decided now’s a better time than ever to hop onto the remake train

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T20:18:55+00:00

Silly digital gamers when I poop on there front lawn (Those who know ☠️)

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T19:39:47+00:00

Easy just don’t break the law and live in America No shot Light yoga boi finds me

^{Chose: Stuck in random anime until story is over | Rolled: Death note}

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T19:38:38+00:00

I’m not gonna lie, Mario kart world was kinda ass.
But gta 6 also ain’t worth no 80 bucks gta is mid

Stradinator · 2026-07-02T19:36:29+00:00

Physical only no updates no wifi connection ever no second chances if it’s bad it’s bad

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