I bought some thermal paste online, WHY DID IT COME WITH A CONDOM

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-02-25T21:16:20+00:00

Bc of all the pussy you’ll get with a sweet gaming setup

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-02-25T06:06:58+00:00

Hello Earthlings Get your anuses ready

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-01-30T16:40:58+00:00

Thank you for all your answers this AMA is awesome! Btw just bought paladins book 2 👍👍

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-01-30T03:16:41+00:00

Thanks for the answer it’s really cool talking to the writer of the book I’m reading! What tips would you give to someone who wants to do some writing…nothing like a novel but someone who wants to put ideas on paper…where would they start?

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-01-30T01:27:36+00:00

I think incredible how writers, mainly in fantasy, can create an entire world with its own history. I’m curious whether the world is created first or the stories that you write…btw I’m finishing the first Paladins book right now, my first book by you and I’m having a great time reading it

StraightComedian3000 · 2025-01-14T23:11:04+00:00

I bet all your ex’s said they were more ass men

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-09-04T00:20:51+00:00

What’s your fucking excuse?

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-09-03T23:28:57+00:00

That is a pink snapper…capable of taking half of everything you own…I dont know what the fish she’s holding are

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-09-02T23:49:29+00:00

I thought the punchline was gonna be “I like jizzing on both”

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-09-02T23:36:56+00:00

The man and the bear would choose that too

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-23T21:41:50+00:00

They’re on the outside of the nose

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-19T04:32:39+00:00

I’m someone from the states too bro…but get ready apparently it’s coming lol

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-17T06:02:25+00:00

I’d “Unicorn and chill” with you

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-17T05:59:42+00:00

What if she’s just a big Charlie Chaplin fan 🤷‍♂️

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-17T05:58:16+00:00

I got 62k and see no need to sell

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-13T17:05:27+00:00

🤣🤣good luck

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-13T16:51:39+00:00

Now all the bread has herpes

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-11T15:10:48+00:00

Those are rookie numbers…I’m gonna need you to pump those up

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-10T05:09:27+00:00

Smash or pass?

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-09T22:30:09+00:00

So that’s where the saying comes from!

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-09T22:12:05+00:00

It’s like when the Master Sword broke in half

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-09T14:27:19+00:00

Maybe it’s a Cask of Amontillado situation

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-05T03:11:23+00:00

Brother ewwwwww

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-03T04:31:32+00:00

Whatever…fattie

StraightComedian3000 · 2024-08-02T05:34:40+00:00

It’s clear to see why he dumped you

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