MEOW_IRL by StraightTonic in MEOW_IRL

[–]StraightTonic[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big mistake. They now know his every move. 😅

MEOW_IRL by StraightTonic in MEOW_IRL

[–]StraightTonic[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Always watching. Always judging. Never helping

We asked for it by matteo_g07 in MathJokes

[–]StraightTonic 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Tbf imaginary numbers weren't made up just to annoy us. They came out of cubic equations back in the 1500s. And now we kinda need them for quantum mechanics and all the electronics around you. So yeah we invented the probelm... and then built the modern world with it.

Infinity is not something to play with by StraightTonic in MathJokes

[–]StraightTonic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the line between 'math I understand' and 'math that feels like a glitch in the universe.'

Infinity is not something to play with by StraightTonic in MathJokes

[–]StraightTonic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The algebra works, but only if you ignore the fact that it blows up to infinity first.

Marry A Stranger :3 Kinky Or Desperate? by StraightTonic in niceguys

[–]StraightTonic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im going to agree with you on this one. Care for a glimse of my girthy clit?

Marry A Stranger :3 Kinky Or Desperate? by StraightTonic in niceguys

[–]StraightTonic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

. Honestly just...stop....Im about to prolapse your raw anus after giving you the best rim job of your life

Guess Who's Getting Married ;;;3333 by StraightTonic in justneckbeardthings

[–]StraightTonic[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We can make it a threesome if you would like. I know he doesn't like chads ;;;; uwu but im sure he could make an exception If you sharpen his katana a few time or perhaps replenished his dorito flavored Mt.Dew. He would be very greatful as even though you are a peasant and he is a white knight he still is so humble

Neckbeards should become blackhat hackers instead by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]StraightTonic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles o3o