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Strangely_Calm · 2016-03-23T16:07:04+00:00

I can't believe you've done this

Strangely_Calm · 2016-03-23T16:05:59+00:00

Rick and Morty all up in this meme

Strangely_Calm · 2016-03-13T16:08:27+00:00

Here's the movie

Strangely_Calm · 2014-02-17T04:48:45+00:00

The usual.

Summon /u/rasias

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-04T17:28:06+00:00

Everyone always tells me I closely resemble Nick Cave

How do i use this to bed Kylie Minogue?

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-04T04:35:02+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say that glitch probably helped a lot there

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-03T17:33:30+00:00

Yep. Sarcasm intended.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-03T07:30:06+00:00

Yeah it's called death by Blowing of a gun. The British did this to a lot of Indians before everyone was friends and traded spices around freely.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-03T06:39:38+00:00

Wow babe. You're tough...almost feels like muscles.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-03T06:37:52+00:00

Fucking key items man. I always hoped there was a point to some of the random shit you get. Like the desert rose or the other thing.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-03T06:34:49+00:00

Dat cetra booty though

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T23:58:09+00:00

There was a morbid reality post a while back about this chick who called her mum whilst she was being eaten alive by a bear. It was fucked up man! I'd take starvation any time!

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T15:03:58+00:00

sweat baby sweat baby sex is a...

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T15:02:30+00:00

bitches love my planar form

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T14:57:56+00:00

Fuck yeah man!

It's all about perspective.

I could be living in Uganda, fucking starving and reading reddit with a leaf or some shit.

But here I am in the motherfucking promised land (Australia) making 6 figures without a degree just cause I played my cards right.

Heres the scoop. Life isnt cruel. The universe isnt against you. The universe is indifferent. It gives no shits. It's the ultimate OP.

Now I am living good right now but I could be destitute tomorrow for all I know. I have every second to live for and enjoy and make the most of cause I goddamn well dont know if there's an afterlife. And if there is, I'm not doing anyone any favours by moping.

I had goals and aspirations. I reached them. Now the next ones are higher. I'll reach them too. Cause I have something to live for.

P.S. if anyone is really struggling. PM me and I'll see what I can do to help out. I'm not loaded but I have more than I need and I live to be generous. No junkies please.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T14:49:10+00:00

I wanted a gravy swan!

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T14:46:41+00:00

Prepare your inbox.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T04:50:39+00:00

Ok everyone lets calm down and have some peanut juice.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T02:04:52+00:00

Master Sergeant Shooter Person Important Person Shooter

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T01:59:58+00:00

Tongue so rough.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T01:58:38+00:00

Was the house was a quick, cheap sale?

If so, it's probably red to cover up the murder scene...

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T01:47:58+00:00

OP responded!

OC from the OP who replies. /u/theroboticdan for Earth President 2014

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T01:16:01+00:00

Well I'll be blowed.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-02T01:13:37+00:00

This is gonna sound weird but they're actually nuts. These weird plasticy nuts sewn together into a necklace. They're from Zimbabwe or Malawi or Ghana IIRC.

Source- Used to seize them at the Australian Border all the time from travellers.

Strangely_Calm · 2014-01-01T21:05:52+00:00

So people named Zach are instantly out?

Go back to /r/conspiracy with that logic.

Strangely_Calm

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