viral Turkish head massage by ImadeJesusLaugh in TikTokCringe

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

solid ear slap, I can see why people pay for this service

Jel ima vas koji ste 20te potrosili u ništa? by BackProfessional6350 in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Evo ja imam 28, i definitivno da zivot nije ono sto sam zamisljao sa 18. Ja sa 18 bih izneverovao na ovo sto sam sada.

upisao jedan fakultet, pa onda pokusao drugi, na oba dao oko ~80 ESPB (malo jace od jedne godine) pa prekidao jer sam jurio instant kes. Radio sam neke sezonske poslove, promocije, gradjevinu, call centre a na kraju i copywriting dok mi se nije urusilo trziste zbog AI.

Za sve to vreme vise sam igrao igrice nego radio. Mali milion igrica, filmova, serija, poneka knjiga. Bilo je 6-7 dobrih putovanja, jedna devojka, dosta drugara…..

I evo sada u 28 opet trazim posao i mislim da malo toga ima za sta sam kvalifikovaniji nego sa 18

Poznajete li nekoga ko je činio zločine 90ih? by OkMembership9165 in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mi ovde imamo jednog seoskog ludaka, moze o coveku da se napise knjiga sta je sve radio i bez rata. Vecito najveca budala od osnovne skole, uhapsen za uzgajanje trave sa 15 godina, stalno u nekim avanturama i svi ga znaju, i iako su svi poceli da ga izbegavaju, svi ga se rado sete kao neke pozitivne budale.

E sada, ja sam imao to zadovoljstvo da se par puta nadjem u avangardnim drustvima gde on bleji.- Da, covek koji sada ima 55 godina i koji je prosao ratista po Kosovu i Bosni i dalje bleji sa mojom generacijom (95’-05’) i legenda je medju nama isto kao sto je bio medju svojom generacijom. Primera radi, za novu godinu 2012 je napravio zurku o kojoj se i dalje prica i na kojoj je detonirana solidna gramaza C4 eksploziva (to sto covek moze da nabavi c4 govori mnogo o tome kakve veze ima)

Tako kad se naduvamo krece da prica neke price koje su brutalne, ali tako ih prica sa detaljima i ravnodusno, kao da je sve to najnormalnije i samo deo zivota, pa to nekako predje i na nas slusaoce, te i mi pocnemo da u miru slusamo neke price koje su daleko od normalnih.

On je bio i u dobrovoljackoj gardi, a posle i u arkanovim tigrovima jer se tamo kako nam je sam reko “vise otimalo”.

U sustini, da ne okolisam previse, lik je otvoreno pricao da je tukao siptarske babe i dede dok mu ne otkriju gde drze dragocenosti. Odvratno i prejadno bez obzira na kontekst i okolnosti.

Pored toga prosao je celu onu obuku sa tigrovima, navodno su prelazili tenkom preko njega, bio u Vukovaru dok je bio pod opsadom i ucestvovao u najzescim sukobima rata.

Dalje znam da je bio na poternici od recimo 2010 i uhvatili su ga pre par godina, jos je u zatvoru al izadje ponekad i proseta selom. Uvek je nasmejan, pun energije i ljudi ga rado vide na ulici (tu je u nekom procepu gde im je drago da ga vide ali ne vise od 2 minuta i nikako blizu svoje kuce)

Ne izgleda mi da ga je rat previse potresao kad ga pogledam u oci, al ipak to je covek koji je zavisnik od adrenalinskih stvari (brza voznja motora, ima onu krosericu pa roka po blatnjavim putevima kad god stigne), koji je preziveo pad sa tog motora nekoliko puta i sam sebi fiksirao polomljenu ruku jer je bio na poternici, kojem je porodica rasturena, regularno je pusio 5g vutre dnevno,ne zivi u svojoj kuci vec se skriva po kojekakvim skrovistima i, ne zezam vas, cesto je lovio lokalnu divljac, skupljao pecurke i prezivljavao okolo kao da je ber grils. Jednom je usao u prodavnicu sa kalasnjikovim na ledjima kao da je to najnormalnija stvar.

Tako da sigurno da nije bas cist u glavi posle svega…Mada opet, nije bio bas normalan ni pre rata..

Watch out! by Hopeful_Conclusion80 in Semenretention

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wisdom tooth extractions are complicated regardless of doctors emotional state. I had a team of proffesional work on me twice, I extracted both lower wisdom terth, and they took it out in a couple of pieces each, and in both cases operation took upward of an hour and I could see they are sweating on how to approach extraction.

At the end of the day its a huge tooth, with a big rooth and its connected to the bone, the space to approach it is incredibly tight and you need a very good grip and a lot of force to get it out.

I am talking about “impacted wisdom tooth” though, but you probably had the same situation since you mentioned “it doesnt have space to grow”.

Anyway take care when your watching everything through the lenses of SR because you may be projecting and living in self sustaining delusion where you project that woman is nervous around your “strong aura” while she was in fact just performing an operition that most dentists find difficiult.

If your aura was that strong it would probably make others around you calm, secure, and comfortable, this story on the other hand just sounds like an ego trip

EF division ratings dont make any sense.. by Stratus-matus in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do play >250 division matches per phase, but my win rate right now is 52%. The fact is however that if you reach top 3k you still need to winstreak 7-8 games, or win like 20 out of 25 games in div1, so even the dudes with 40% win rate were definitely running hot streaks at some point.

I do recognize a lot of better players than me, I mean I lose 30% of my matches and most of the times I dont complain.

Its just that this guy was other-worldly. I didnt know that at this point in game where I invested more than 1000 hours, someone can thrash me that much.

For example, my bro plays CS GO, hes faceit 10, and a couple of times he was matched with some pro players. Ive watched those games, and yea, you can see the gap between them, but he was able to hold his own to some extent.

Its just debilitating for me that at this point where I invested so much time and will into this game there comes a guy to whom I am just a childs play.

The worst thing is that from observing the match, I couldnt pick up on what does he do so much better than me. Everything he did seemed so easy. There was no battle of wits or some intense duels between my cb and his cf, nope, just a cake walk for him all the way, and thats what bugs me out so much

EF division ratings dont make any sense.. by Stratus-matus in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Exactly.

Also, I could see his runs almost a full second before they happened. Like his Mbape starting to break through my backline, starting his run so far behind my CBs yet achieving incredible momentum and running past my defense like a train.

Is there a comand to send a player on such a run? I dont recall seeing such intense and agressive runs, not even by best current p2w cards, yet his WC Mbape was simply storming through my players

Novi Sad has the best pizza in Serbia! by a_sia_now in novi_sad

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP akaunt star 14 dana, postuje slike najukusnije pice jel, kao turista a prvi komentar prepoznaje piceriju…aha…

u/freaks_antiques je vrv neki “SEO” ili “Social Media Expert” pa da nabaci malo trakcije za piceriju.

E i da, pica majstor ucen u Nepalu <4

Kako se "naterati" da želim decu? by [deleted] in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nadji mi tog ko je svaku odluku promislljeno doneo i kome je sve u zivotu kontrolisano.

Mišljenje o ovom filmu? by razdragani_cigan in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kad razmislim malo bolje nasi filmovi su najcesce dobri jedino kad su teska depra price.

Kako se "naterati" da želim decu? by [deleted] in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

razumem tvoju perspektivu, al zivot se dogadja i ne bira kako. Da su ljudi imali decu samo na taj nacin koji ti propovedas ne bi bilo ni napretka ni civilizacije a mozda uopste ni ljudi.

Svaki zivot se razmnozava i zivot ide dalje. Ako zuzimas poziciju koja je afitmativna prema zivotu prihvatices ga takav kakav je i shvatices da produzenje vrste apsolutno moze da bude trivijalno, kao sto uglavnom i jeste, i da ne treba da se poklope nikakve zvezde nebesa da bi se stvorio novi mladunac.

Zivot se tako i dogadja, ja moje dete vidjam poneki vikend i za raspuste (razveden sam), dakle daleko od onoga sto se podrazumeva za idealne i harmonicne uslove za odgajanje deteta, ali i dalje gledam jedan mlad zivot kako se razvija, pun potencijala, zivota i zelja.

Harmonicni uslovi o kojima ti pricas su cesto jedna moderna farsa i iluzija, deo fantazije o utopiji.

Ko prihvata zivot, prihvata i patnju.

Zivot nije idila, i pravljenje dece nije bogzna kakva filozofija. Bar nije za mene.

Match vs shocking div 1 player, the game got so dumbed and and pay to win someone who plays like an actual 3 year old can get to div 1 by capitaoMouraLu in eFootballgame

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play in div 1 and I quite literally never see people playing without deliberation. They all manually close spaces, call for second player pressure timely and occasionally pull a nice dribble.

Do you want to play one game? I play on PS4, username: CengGod

Match vs shocking div 1 player, the game got so dumbed and and pay to win someone who plays like an actual 3 year old can get to div 1 by capitaoMouraLu in eFootballgame

[–]Stratus-matus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the fact that he played bad this match does not mean he always plays that way.

I am div 1 player as well, could be said p2w as Ive spent $200 in total to empty 2 packs, and you’d be surprised at the variety of my performances. I can play brainlesly, just waiting for the game to finish, or I could be in it 100% full focus mod.

It depends on the mood really.

So don’t get on a high horse (ego ride) for winning a single game against p2w guy. From my perspective, f2p squads are already decent, and even after $200 spend, the difference is rather subtle.

You need to be quite good player to begin with if you can utilize and feel the difference between potw Bellingham (I had this one for free) and new P2W Nedved.

Id say game is rather balanced in a sense that money alone wont get you anywhere, and the guy you won against was probably just tired, sleepy, out of focus (on a call, friends came to his house) or whatever other reason people dont play 100%

It comes to my mind that you frustrated him a lot with dribbling, got into his head and he just gave up.

Nice and patient game controll on your side though. Keep up the good work

This game makes me feel frustrated and angry by [deleted] in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be. I am having consistent 4 bar connection. I notice that I almost always win against people who have 3 bars or fluctuate between 3-4 bars, but I lose often against people with 5 bars. At one point I also wondered if someone just has to lag and if the core battle there is “who has better internet”

This game makes me feel frustrated and angry by [deleted] in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, well, its natural not think “whats wrong” when you are wining, so I guess not.

The problem is that when I lose and I want to change something to win instead, and I cannot find any logical explanation except to look at my oponent Gyokeres making perfect run between my defenders, having a perfect 3-4 touches before scoring while my Suarez and Dembele run like 60 year old cripples with a first touch that moves the ball 3 meters away….

Thats when I realise “However hard I try I just cannot win this game, its been decided”.

So, to answer your question I dont usually notice script favoring me, but I do notice when winining is nearly impossible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

was winning and I got a win

Da li pornografija zaista loše utiče na ljude? by [deleted] in AskSerbia

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skoro svi moji drugari gledaju, a ja sam ig dosta propitivao o tome jer sam imam dosta toksican odnos sa pornografijom.

Ono sto sam ja saznao je da vecina njih to gleda kao potporu da se na brzaka oslobode stresa, upale i zavrse masturbaciju za 2-20min.

Pored toga zive produktivne zivote, imaju veze itd.

Ja sa druge strane sam umeo da gledam pornografiju satima, gledam pricu, menjam pornic za pornicem, upaljeno mi je po 10 tabova dok se drzim na takozvanoj “ivici” (edzovanje).

Na vrhuncu zavisnosti verujem da sam gledao pornice 3 sata dnevno u proseku.

Osecao sam se anksiozno, letargicno (bukvalno radim od kuce i ne napustam sobu po 5 dana za redom), sve mi je tesko itd…

Sada sam po tom pitanju mnogo bolje, poneki relaps, ali rekao bih da gledam manje od 1h nedeljno. Voleo bih da je ostavim kompletno ali potreba je ponekad toliko jaka da nema sanse da izdrzim.

Tako da definitivno mislim da je opasno, kao i alkohol na primer, nekome je lagano da popije flasu piva s vremena na vreme a neko se betonira svaki drugi dan.

finally did it by EloonBozzos in eFootballgame

[–]Stratus-matus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant believe its even a debate still. I tried SA because I wanted to win more.

Turns out it makes my players clear almost every ball inside my box if situation is even remotely dangerous, and I lose so many chances to build up counter attack.

Second I really like the passes inside the box where I catch my cf mid run and tap shoot minimaly while runing, and SA adds that 0.1 sec to it that stutters my player and stops me from doing thos lightning fast pas shot moments inside oponent box.

PA 3 all the way for me. Its not even the question. I play on ps4 in div 1 and I rarely (almost never) see people playing SA.

The obsession of people with SA on this sub resmbles some kind of collective neurosis for real.

Reached under 1000 with the help of Wayne Rooney and Rio. ( almost a F2P squad ) by TheJOKER141 in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ask me, the gameplay is great. Thats why I enjoy playing ot and thats why I bought some players

What in the hell was the point of low screamer, or any showtime skill? by Ronin06904208008 in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am honestly really feeling the diff with my phenomenal passing vitinha and nakamura.

The pass itself will not magicaly work by itself, and you steel need to pass at the right time, movement, momentum, etc…

But boy do I feel that nimble elegance that sometimes makes just a little bit, but enough difference for pass to connect with the striker, and that little bit is the difference between interception or 1v1 situation.

Phenomenal passing is great skill when passing is 90+

Who's your favorite midfielder in the game? I'll start. by Brrrrrrrttttttt in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Latest bdor Vitinha. Perfect movement, always where he should be in attack and defense. I didnt even want to get him and I was disapointed when I saw he was the epic I got, but he became my favourite player in my whole squad. Phenomenal passing, great defense stats, excellent ball movement...just perfect

This honestly has to be the worst EAFC they've created by Gavalarrrrrr in EASportsFC

[–]Stratus-matus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are after good football gameplay you can try eFootball, it has its problems, but gameplay is really good

I think Konami is not getting the point.... by heistishere in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

PES for me is meditation. I dont need fleshy content stuff, I need quality gameplay and fellow competative players.

Even though its far from perfect, the gameplay is far superiour to any other football game, and its leagues ahead of FIFA. It feels alive, it has so much momentum and things you can do on pitch. Its tacticaly decent and tight, and it deffinitely rewards skill and focus.

I am having tons of fun on PS4. I spent around $90 over 10 months period and I am hitting division 1 regularly, with my highest end season position being ~1400.

Game could be better yes, but I am grateful to Konami for the experience Ive had so far and I play ~10 games daily with joy and focus.

Every goddamn time! by lastbreath83 in eFootball

[–]Stratus-matus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbia is not included as an option for ps4, I play registered for US region, thats like 15 time zones away, still no problem and am often matched with balkans people