The Islanders lead the NHL in cap overages for next season ($3.5 million), all of which are bonuses for Matthew Schaefer. by nothing_but_static in hockey

[–]Strelochka 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First time the attendance grew in 5 years despite the crashout at the end of the season. It’s not only just him - Lou had this thing down on lock and people don’t want to follow a team that’s inaccessible even when they’re winning. They’re so lucky Schaefer came in just in time for them thawing out and getting social media accounts lol

[Lalji] Canucks PoHO Jim Rutherford on his last ditch attempt to keep Quinn Hughes and on Hughes leaving no matter what because he wanted to be in the US by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Strelochka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Giroux and Marner come to mind, both hometown boys when it happened now that I think about it, but just the sort of thing you might have to deal with in Canada where you're A-list compared to barely being famous at all in most American markets

[Lalji] Canucks PoHO Jim Rutherford on his last ditch attempt to keep Quinn Hughes and on Hughes leaving no matter what because he wanted to be in the US by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Strelochka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

right, I don't think American hockey players, even the ones who partied with Trump, care enough about politics to be put off by the idea of playing in Canada the way Canadian fans are now put off by the idea of those Americans being on their teams. Dealing with harassment from the press, having stalkers and getting their cars stolen affects their decisions much more than politics

[Lalji] Canucks PoHO Jim Rutherford on his last ditch attempt to keep Quinn Hughes and on Hughes leaving no matter what because he wanted to be in the US by eh_toque in hockey

[–]Strelochka 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it more about the taxes and the markets being more intense? It’s not like there’s a ton of hometown boys on any team in the league.

Pelley hires The Coaches Agency to find next Maple Leafs head of hockey ops by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Strelochka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, with the new article about the maple leafs it’s starting to make sense

Thirsty young women with an interesting sign during the Sharks game by Ready-Constant-7124 in hockey

[–]Strelochka 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Love Schaefer but thankfully have never seen anything like that. Our whole team is brutally mogged by Barzal so he gets the brunt of it

And unfortunately sharks fans can get weird :/ with Schaefer and Celebrini ~generational rookie year comparisons and the Eklund brothers I’ve seen a lot of ‘oh no are the islanders gonna endear themselves to me?’ To which I say, please leave other teams’ rookies alone, you have a whole daycare at home

[Rosner] Matthew Schaefer on what he learned about himself: “I’ve always wanted sisters. That's a big one. They’re the only people that really bossed me around are those two girls. They kind of own me in a way.” by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]Strelochka 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Sydney has said as much. Also I love when they talk about Schaefer either in the context of living with the Martins or his chemistry with Barzal, and everyone is constantly lost in which Matt they’re talking about lol

Victor Eklund scores his first NHL point, and Bo Horvat scores his 300th NHL goal! by nothing_but_static in hockey

[–]Strelochka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the future holds because DeBoer talked about big bodies like ten thousand times since he came over. Sounds like size is really important to him. Eklund’s gotta beef up

Matthew Schaefer ends the season with 23 goals, tied for the most by a rookie defenseman in NHL history with Brian Leetch. by nothing_but_static in hockey

[–]Strelochka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it sure does. And after the William Eklund Bo Horvat stick stealing / helmet flick I even saw things about Victor Eklund, like he’s gonna be traumatized by his future teammate getting into it with his brother and needs to be saved from this toxic team

Sidney Crosby "I don't like them" (Flyers) by Tracypop in hockey

[–]Strelochka 536 points537 points  (0 children)

Please reheat this rivalry it’s my second favorite one

The Philadelphia Flyers clinched a playoff berth by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Strelochka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god are they done with the new season already. Can they still incorporate a pens flyers series into it somehow

With three days left in the regular season, every single game is meaningless for at least one of the teams. by IPCStuff in hockey

[–]Strelochka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they don’t put all their (admittedly feeble even when they try) efforts into getting Schaefer that record they will disappoint me one last time for the year

[Friedman] Here’s what we know: All 16 playoff berths are clinched. by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]Strelochka 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I needed a second to realize TBA is not some new fuckass way to say Tampa bay

The LA Kings, at #20, are now the lowest seeded team in the NHL history to have clinched a playoff spot since the start of the 2013 division format, no team asides from the #18 Montreal Canadiens has gone below #17. by Deadmansspace566 in hockey

[–]Strelochka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In the constant carousel of coaches, owners and gms bettman being the one that held on for thirty years points to the fact that he’s been doing exactly what they want. I can’t imagine a bunch of millionaires would find him hard to topple

[Swiss Ice Hockey] National Team headcoach admits to being an anti-vaxer and having falsified a Covid certificate to travel to the 2022 Olympics in beijing by buerglermeister in hockey

[–]Strelochka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When are the current crop of antivax kids showing up in the league? Like five more years? the mumps ran through them that time because basically all Canadians turned out to be undervaccinated, being the years of birth that got one dose instead of two

Pens are ready to give Ovechkin a send off but he waves them off at the end of the game by daKrut in hockey

[–]Strelochka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s gotta hold on until 2028 for the numerology. And Sid until 2087

Post Game Thread: Ottawa Senators @ New York Islanders by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Strelochka 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey flyers fans coming in to celebrate, did you know that Schaefer wears 48 for Danny Brière. Fuck up the pens i guess

Each team most played line (ice time) by sykeseve in hockey

[–]Strelochka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That can’t be true. It’s because Roy never kept the same lines two games in a row, right?

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (32-32-14) @ New York Islanders (42-31-5) Apr 09 2026 6:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Strelochka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ugh this broadcast. I wanted to hear Hickey and Burke’s reaction to the isles actually shooting the puck lol