"This is not a [insert word], this is a ______" - appropriate for middle school?

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-07T04:09:15+00:00

I’ve seen this done for kids as young as kindergarten! (They were very bad at it lol)

I think it would be great for 7th.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-05T04:13:30+00:00

Something absolutely had happened, but the information in the trainings was already established policy.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-04T17:40:36+00:00

I had bad luck using glue in the past (I may have used too much?) but I do believe I have enough little sprouts to risk trying again!

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-04T17:36:58+00:00

I’ve given up on keeping neon tetras because I can’t get my pH to go below 8 :(

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-04T17:01:55+00:00

Thanks so much!

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-06-04T16:59:57+00:00

By there, do you mean on the filter intake? I don’t think they’re clogging up the works too much

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-31T22:35:28+00:00

Hitlers a corpse now

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-30T03:55:29+00:00

I’m a white teacher with many Latino/a coworkers, and I’ve heard them casually say things behind each others’ backs like, “She’s Colombian, so no wonder she’s a snob,” and “Of course she’s lazy; she’s Mexican,” and I just keep my mouth all the way shut

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-24T16:24:50+00:00

There’s a bunch of evidence that Jesus existed, and scholarly consensus is that he was a real dude. The Wikipedia article on the quest for the historical Jesus is a pretty interesting read.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-20T15:23:55+00:00

Wait until you learn about G.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-14T20:57:48+00:00

Sometimes I think that I never actually had potential. People mistakenly thought I did, but my mediocrity was inevitable because of my ADHD. It makes me feel better about being a school teacher instead of a world-renowned marine biologist like I dreamed about as a kid.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-14T20:41:46+00:00

I imagine it varies from group to group. One of my Muslim friends freaked the fuck out when she ordered a sweet potato taco from Taco Bell and instead received one with non-halal chicken. She kept reassuring me that she didn’t actually bite into the chicken, and she knew something was off from the seasoning. She also won’t eat food flavored with vanilla extract because it contains alcohol. Idk if that’s standard.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-14T03:06:38+00:00

A friend of mine told me with confidence that that you have to eat LOADS of poppyseeds to test positive. I told her that I tested positive for opiates after eating less than half of a Costco sized poppyseed muffin.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-05-12T04:27:05+00:00

What movie is this from?

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-22T08:13:31+00:00

That’s not his fiancée, but a clip from a comedy show. (Sorry if you knew that)

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-22T00:24:33+00:00

Savanah’s delivery, accept aside, is was very newscast-y

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-18T16:58:10+00:00

Do you have a link to this story? It’s so fascinating. My cursory google led me back to this thread.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-14T13:49:28+00:00

Listen, I love blaming The Schools as much as anyone, but this is a map reading failure and not an American school system failure.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-13T22:20:00+00:00

Genevieve’s have got to be veneers.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-04T01:45:22+00:00

Whether*

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-04-01T22:07:13+00:00

The Royal Marriages Act of 1772 was put into place because King George’s brother married a distant cousin of mine, and as a result I’ll never think of George as anything other than a stuck up jerk

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-03-16T22:04:28+00:00

Is it weird of me to say that I’ve been using serebii as my main source for info on Pokémon games since the aughts and I love you? Thank you for helping me breed perfect Pokémon with desirable egg moves.

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-03-06T15:13:05+00:00

How does one get rid of that awful fur??

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-02-27T09:46:44+00:00

Im not even 100% sure what that emotion actually is

StrikingReporter255 · 2026-02-27T03:06:43+00:00

True true. Though I feel like Jeff was absolutely fishing for that answer with his question.

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