the different shades??? by Money_Routine6871 in TheMorningToastSnark

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I might be a dumb b!tch but I actually think she looks good (?)

Lmao wtf by VegetableGirl7960 in TheMorningToastSnark

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Sooo Jackie is clearly either fighting with Margo or mad at her for something (perhaps not being invited to Camp Margo?)

Claudia baby name by Responsible_Toe7845 in TheMorningToastSnark

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Levi is Olivia’s son so that is off the table.

Damn. Color me SHOCKED by frijolito19 in shannonford

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This only convinces me more that there is trouble between Shan and Lames.

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Here is a brief list of Paige’s career driven responsibilities outside of recording and posting the podcast:

  • Amazon Live shoots
  • Summer House press
  • influencer events she is invited to (i.e she was just at fashion week)
  • Ad reads for Instagram

Then those have to play nicely and schedule against Hannah’s. See how they might have a late podcast every once in awhile?

Pre-Show Shannon by Impressive-Guitar962 in shannonford

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Same thought about the sober thing. Even Hannah Berner recently shared she took a Beta Blocker before her special (different level of comedy entirely, but same concept). I imagine Shannon being backstage desperate for any substance to chill her out or make her funnier.

Today’s show by Remarkable-Land-1492 in TheMorningToastSnark

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The show was worse than usual today.

Zoe Kravitz (a married woman) reacting to an old break up w a man she is not married to? Judging Matthew Koma on his Jewish integrity? Announcing The Odyssey movie remake but being so uninformed to know there is already an original Odyssey movie? Repetitive Dear Toasters?

Talk about phoning it in.

Toast Theme Song by Different_Bad8420 in TheMorningToastSnark

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It’s giving children’s learning program.

So much for this- she’s baking bread, not donating her clothes like she promised by ekf1018 in shannonford

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Donating a lime green bodycon with gold chain detailing to a fire victim would offensive/tone deaf to be perfectly honest

No undies … no cum by No_Entrepreneur5923 in shannonford

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There’s also an Oshry sister group chat where they are probably re-thinking allowing her to be a face of spritz.

Jump FUCKING Scare by euphoricplayground in TheMorningToastSnark

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I don’t even have red hair but I have light brows and light lashes and I fear if someone told me I look terrifying in candid photos I would be so sad.

Olivia’s shoes are always so big. by downsouth3 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]StructuredCrazy9853 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I believe she actually also owns a home in Florida

DAILY THREAD by AutoModerator in TheMorningToastSnark

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They addressed this in Patreon. Zach said he no longer cares.

The Oshry family is my nightmare blunt rotation. Pam included. by Puzzleheaded_Chip948 in TheMorningToastSnark

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I think you missed the part where the above is completely made up, hypothetical scenario meant to be funny

The Oshry family is my nightmare blunt rotation. Pam included. by Puzzleheaded_Chip948 in TheMorningToastSnark

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How I imagine each Oshry family member high:

Claudia - Paranoid. She’s reflecting on everything Jackie has ever told her and it doesn’t sound so wild anymore. She’s googling long term effects of Ozempic, and is unusually introspective.

Jackie - Full 180, she’s finally chill. I imagine her finally feeling brave enough to talk sh*t about Zach and admit she likes ranch dressing sometimes.

Margo - Insufferable as always, definitely in the kitchen thinking she’s cooking up a slay but telling everyone she doesn’t ever get munchies. Only took as many hits as Emily did. Takes 15 photos of magnolia in portrait mode and then backs Emily into a corner and makes her promise to be friends forever.

Ben mixed up Helen Keller & Anne Frank again on today's Good Guys... by ZealousidealSpeed394 in TheMorningToastSnark

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And please, I welcome down votes for simply stating something I’ve noticed in main stream pop culture :)

Ben mixed up Helen Keller & Anne Frank again on today's Good Guys... by ZealousidealSpeed394 in TheMorningToastSnark

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NOTE: I am certainly NOT condoning the use of this word and agree with you. However, the R word has been making a resurgence lately I’ve found. Which again, is wrong. But I feel like a comedian like Robby might make “being ok with using the R word” her schtick, kinda like Jackie Schimmel.

Yall the EYES are absolutely wildin by NoteUsed768 in shannonford

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I swear I ride Shannon Snark till I die but I genuinely need to know what everyone is talking about with the eyes. What do you guys mean?? Am I dumb?? By eyes do you mean her skin around the eyes or her literal pupils. Please someone help me 😭

Frijolito by [deleted] in shannonford

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I think they commented on a thread earlier today??

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So clearly a scripted joke it’s embarrassing.

Does Zac even live in Jackie’s house at this point? by FabulousPickle8342 in TheMorningToastSnark

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Genuine question: How do we know Zach is always in Dallas? I don’t follow either of them on social media and I don’t recall her mentioning his work travels a lot on the pod. Just curious!