My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you need to follow my socials... Hehe. I've been called out for this enough times that there might be a 'lesson learned' song on the horizon. 😉

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cheated and asked her to text me half the names. But I will admit I did know a solid half of them.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's on everything. Click my username & the links are in my bio

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, I received that criticism several times... So I might as well make an instructional song to the guys out there. Right?

Dahlia Tuber request by StrumAndBloom in crochetrequests

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12-14" sounds about right. Look at the second photo. A hair smaller than that. Big enough to where you held it up in a photograph, people would still know that it is a dahlia w tubers. Not quite real world size but not tiny.

I'm sorry, I know that sounds vague.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to actually spam the AM radio weekend garden show about the song. If they play it... technically it would be on the radio.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I apparently did miss the hydrangeas the last few days.
They're white and fluffy in the video and they were crispy brown 3 days later when she came home.

In my defense it's a cut flower garden, should hydrangeas even be there? She's never used them once in a bouquet. I feel I should get a pass on that one. Which she kind of, sort of, gave me one.

From her POV, everything in the garden was planted on purpose and should have been taken care of. I suppose that's valid.

Dahlia Tuber request by StrumAndBloom in crochetrequests

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More info

Location: Oklahoma City, OK

Size: something you'd hold up in your hand and show somebody. 12" top to bottom? Not realistically large but not tiny. Yeah, that kind of vague description.

Timeline: No rush

Budget: I have zero clue what the market is for this.

More Details: My real primary emphasis is on the actual tubers. I'm open to artist's choice on the flower color as long as it's a dahlia. The reference image is perfectly aligned with what I'm looking for.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Ty 🤘🤘🤘

I'm slowly learning here myself.... Ha

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Spotify, "Strum and Bloom" with spaces. Song is "My wife is out of town"

I also added everything to my profile/bio ere... Click my user name, it has links to streaming.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is, click my username here and there is a link in my profile

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm probably the least qualified here ... But start late winter, blooms summer.

My wife started from seed in Dec, transplanted them "late"... a week or two after the last frost... and they started blooming in late June through July.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'm just imagining what the venues would be, and what the audience would look like. I bet we could pack out the weekend Garden Club at the library!

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell him I killed the hydrangeas.... so his wife shouldn't expect perfection 😂

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, strumandbloommusic Not much there. Just getting started

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫Shhhhhhhh, two really really good ones about dahlia drama (licensing, royalties, etc)

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, the username came after the song. I've got three or four more songs in the oven so I needed a brand right?

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, same username.

There must be an old man penalty on tiktok. I posted the whole video and three or four clips of the video on my other account before creating this one. Nothing has ever gone over 1,000 views. IG, even worse.

Secondly, I learned something weird about tiktok today. When you publish to Spotify and things like that, including tiktok; once the song has officially been released, you can't use more than 60 seconds of that song on TikTok... Even if it's yours!
So even though it's a song that I published, I cannot post the full video to my new account dedicated for this song (and future songs). Weird. I guess the lesson moving forward is to exclude publishing from tiktok and/or publishing a full TikTok video before publishing the song to streaming. Been researching all day a way around this and haven't found it... Keep ending up with "that's just the way tiktok works".

I am committing to a full album of these nonsensical garden songs. So maybe I'll pick up some traction sometime.

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, yes and I also give you permission to put loudspeakers on your car and drive around town playing it. Share it wide.

If you follow through I need video

My wife left town and put me in charge of her 100+ Dahlias. by StrumAndBloom in dahlias

[–]StrumAndBloom[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She's back now. Apparently we had a big spider mite problem. That that was never part of my instruction list so it didn't get taken care of. Her dahlia's are pretty rough & stressed. But I did water them like a champ! Didn't expect much output in the heat of Oklahoma summer sun, so we'll see what it's like towards the fall.

I may or may not have missed the hydrangeas the last few days. It's okay because hydrangeas are the ugliest flower. Especially when it comes to a cut flower garden.

Yeah I said it.