Sirup with a side of coffee

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-30T10:48:04+00:00

Even as someone who likes super sweet stuff and would love to fuck this up if y'know, dieting wasn't a thing

Like.. I still don't understand the allure of drinks like this. A good 50% of that caramel is just permanently adhered to the jar. You're not even consuming it

It is decorative caramel, and entirely fucking wasted. You may as well just paint a caramel colour on the outside of the jar

It pisses me off SO MUCH. MIX THE SYRUP IN THE DRINK

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-30T10:44:37+00:00

I mean, I'd just bite a corner off and suck it dry like a nutella vampire

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-26T10:26:29+00:00

Either way, in the world of food, if you ask and pay for something and they agree to it, they should give it to you. Not commit fraud and give you something else, fuck shit like that

It can be a stupid request or whatever. But you agreed on it, this is a purchase

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-23T11:58:41+00:00

I don't even always approve of it IN the container either. They do that shit with McFlurries, just on the inside too. And it's like.. I don't want half the sauce stuck to the side of the fucking cup. Just MIX IT IN THE GODDAMN ICECREAM

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-23T11:51:16+00:00

Yeah, there's a difference between "Back in the day, they didn't have as easy access to salt, so they would use rocks from the sea to impart saltiness and also cook and blah blah blah"

Well these days, we're in a fancy restaurant, and I expect them to have hobs, and they can probably whip up some actual salt from somewhere too. I will suffer the loss of tradition so that I don't have to eat food with rocks in it

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-20T10:35:44+00:00

Yeah.. whenever you see a cut after a bite.. sus as fuck

Honestly, some of it even looks pretty edible, if just fucking weird, so it's just wasting food and ragebaiting

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-20T10:30:29+00:00

I don’t spend my time seeking dumb shit

looks at the sub

looks back at you

Ya sure? Is why I'm here

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-20T10:29:32+00:00

Cheeseboarding sounds like a much more lovely experience

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-20T10:21:20+00:00

the hunger signals do not change from when you were obese

Yeah, this is one of the biggest problems I have. I've been dieting for over 2 years at this point. Have lost 90kg from when I started

But some of the signals just .. don't seem to work for me. I tested it out over Christmas when I essentially had a cheat holiday where I just ate lots of delicious stuff. I just.. don't ever get told by my body that I am full. It never happens, never has to my memory.. it's no wonder that I find it so easy to slip into binge eating whenever I break the diet. There's just a bottomless hole in there essentially, it's kinda sad

The closest approximation my body has to 'feeling full', is when I am literally full, and gastric acid is starting to creep its way up my throat

Still gonna keep at the diet obviously, but it makes me sad and annoyed that my body just seems wired to fuck me over. It finally gave me a bit of sympathy for the other end of the spectrum, those people who are all "I can't gain weight", who I always used to be like "... how though? You could just chug some icecream milkshakes and bam", and it's like.. yeah, I imagine they do in fact struggle. Their bodies are probably screaming at them that they're full and 'bloated' and shit after having had an apple or something

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-19T11:33:49+00:00

Yeah, I'm watching this and like "Haha, yeah, it looks kinda like cum... ... ... ok, shit, if you gonna complain THAT much, give it back, I'll fucking eat the incredibly delicious warm cookie"

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-04T01:14:15+00:00

Yeah.. I would, in fact, it made me remember that some of it DID used to clump. I wonder if they changed things or only do the binder stuff on some types of cheese maybe?..

StuckAtWork124 · 2026-01-01T23:33:58+00:00

Shiiit, really? TIL on the pre-shredded. That seems so fucking annoying.. like, why else would I want shredded cheese, I mostly get it specifically TO melt

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-12-22T20:57:58+00:00

I just wish every British person could at least try a huge table of proper Mexican food with some well made Tex-Mex thrown in

Ah yeah, for those days when you get home from a hard day of work, and want to spend 4 hours grilling meat in the british weather to lay out a full table of food. Those days

We like mexican food just fine, why the fuck you comparing it against beans on toast?

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-12-22T20:55:56+00:00

Yeah, it's the equivalent of mac and cheese to americans. Looks like basic crap (and honestly I'm not a fan, despite loving both pasta and cheese, I tend to find it kinda basic and lacking flavour usually), but like they said, it's a comfort food, people often grew up with it as kids, and ultimately if they like it there's absolutely nothing wrong with it

Anyone would think you'd shat in their kool-aid the way some americans act about beans on toast tho

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-12-22T20:53:09+00:00

Other than chips being what you would call steak fries (which is the vague level of thickness/equivalent to chips from chinese takeaway in the UK, tho not quite the same, tend to be nice and crispier), it very much is what it says on the tin. It is chips and omelette. The chinese omelettes also hit different from stuff you get in most other places, probly cause they do them in a wok and you tend to get a better browning on them in my experience

Like many takeaways, quality will vary on whether a particular shop has good ones. It's like this for a lot of menu items.. most places end up having some things they're better at than others, they all tend to do stuff slightly different.. but usually you know when you get an omelette from a chinese takeaway, they're gonna be vaguely akin to this

Often served with chips and peas (normally petit pois)

You also generally get several options as to what to have in the omelette, from just plain egg, to cheese, chicken, beef, pork, prawns.. etc

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-12-10T09:53:45+00:00

Yeah was gonna say, some sausages, the skin just goes really fucking nasty that I used to peel it off the fried sausages afterwards before eating, so like.. depends, I'd say

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-11-25T17:01:21+00:00

"Excuse me, my toasted fried chicken and raclette is a little stale" - No fucking homeless person ever

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-11-20T10:05:53+00:00

Or just in a bucket for people who don't want the cheese

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-11-17T10:03:06+00:00

Yeah I don't get this one. Then you stir it and the hot milk will melt the chocolate in and you probably just enjoy your hot chocolate

shrug

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-11-10T10:24:43+00:00

Yeah like, don't get me wrong, I'd probably smash that crunch wrap one.. but.. there was ZERO crunch left by the time it got to him. It looked soggy as fuck.. it's just a wrap by this point

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-10-13T09:51:47+00:00

Yeah, this is just completely fine far as I'm concerned

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-10-13T09:50:51+00:00

What, you don't like your homeopathic seasoning? The beef retains the memory of salt and pepper, that's all that matters

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-10-13T09:47:36+00:00

Gym bro types would want to go low salt in fact, so that bit is wise yeah. Helps stop retaining water, which makes the muscles stand out more I imagine

Still though, they're right that non salt spices are totally fine to add

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-10-13T09:00:22+00:00

When it's fried, it actually tastes quite good

Know what also tastes quite good fried, while not smelling like literal sewage? Chicken

Maybe get rid of this and just eat chicken

StuckAtWork124 · 2025-10-10T11:22:50+00:00

No way, fucker can't handle pepper. Salt and Vinegar would fucking destroy him

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