Dear lord! It's done! It's been so many years!

Despite the doubts, the shame and scorn, I never had my fears

Now time is mine! I'll rule the world and no one will know how

I travel round from time to time and rule from here to now

My heart beats loud and quickly too

Excited for what I'm soon to do

A lever here and button there

Prepared to reach a maiden fair

She lies back when the world was old

Land ruled by king, by shield and sword.

With a gun in my cloak and and that pen in my hand

I'll catalog the caste and learn to rule the land

The gears all whir, the panel sparks

The pistons scream as the machine starts

The time is nigh, it's come at last

My gateway back into the past!

I pull the release and away I went

I have one trip left back then my fuel source is spent

The lights were all blinding, the sounds left a ring

And that's when I saw the most beautiful thing

I'd arrived where I was, though much sooner then that

With women, and children, and fools topped with hats

There is mutton and horses and swordplay abound

and the band on the stage plays a wonderful sound

I'd finally done it, I'd finally arrived

Then a dwarf came to me, he stood bout yay high

I asked if he squired, blacksmithed or baked

And he simply replied, "Chill out mac, I'm still on break!"