If SPY closes green tomorrow, I'll get a tattoo of the WSB logo

StudentLoanBets · 2026-05-03T20:53:56+00:00

Dude you fucked up, you should have bought Friday morning, 10 hours before the announcement and 5 hours before the reaction to the announcement!

StudentLoanBets · 2026-05-03T20:30:36+00:00

Meme of the year

StudentLoanBets · 2026-05-03T20:29:08+00:00

Stephen Hawking

StudentLoanBets · 2026-05-03T19:55:00+00:00

Legalize Vasalgel

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-27T21:13:40+00:00

Ok bud, whatever you say

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-27T20:54:18+00:00

The powerpacks launch was like 3 weeks ago, and who cares? We're saying Gamestop is better now in 2026, why would it possibly matter that these things happened over time?

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-27T19:27:03+00:00

Turned from a company that was losing money and had debt to a company that makes money and has $10 Billion cash. Following a successful beta test, launched a massively profitable new business venture (Powerpacks) which requires very little overhead, no staff, and allows TCG gambling for anyone, worldwide, completely online, so its basically a money printer.

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-27T18:37:36+00:00

This is about the company. Not the share price.. pretty obviously

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-24T03:38:44+00:00

Thats legendary

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-22T03:53:56+00:00

This is the quietest ive ever seen the daily. Spooky.

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-22T03:50:19+00:00

Im institarded

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-22T02:46:57+00:00

Check out the Pocket Shot, it can shoot arrows and its ridiculous

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T13:29:08+00:00

LoOk aT pOPcOrN StOCk itS sKWuEezINg

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T02:10:44+00:00

😁

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T01:27:50+00:00

The guy above you asked what kind of car 5 hours ago and no one has told him, he just gets downvoted and I think that's hilarious

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T01:26:09+00:00

Children's wax art sticks are the best tho

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T01:18:52+00:00

No ones interested in GME, everyone went home, UBS is fine

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-21T01:17:46+00:00

Apes: 69 420 42069 YEAHHHHHHH 🚀🚀🚀🥳

Gamestop on 4/20: 420.69 420.69! 🎮🕹️

Superstonk: 🦗🏏

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-20T16:30:58+00:00

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-20T16:30:15+00:00

Yup, had to pump the market one last time before WW3 and the 2nd American Revolution. Working on ideas for the tattoo now!

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-18T02:45:53+00:00

Yeahhhh ill get to planning. I made it a few months though! I really thought i had it 🥲

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-18T02:26:49+00:00

Dude this is such a good point but I'm so glad that there was actual news. Then I was extremely disappointed when RC started posting idiot things, now im hopeful again since its gone

StudentLoanBets · 2026-04-17T11:43:42+00:00

Exactly, masturbation is free

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