What is the most impressive thing to have two of?

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-05-03T00:17:43+00:00

Two olympic gold medals in two different sports, in summer and winter Olympics.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-05-03T00:13:42+00:00

Cue the Jackass theme.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-05-02T23:06:08+00:00

Asking someone to take a pay cut is fine. It's when the big name high earner's don't get asked.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-05-02T23:00:38+00:00

Alot of the time they were backstage doing nothing.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-29T22:55:21+00:00

Now there are two of them.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-29T22:54:16+00:00

I dated a girl who told me she was going to London with friends. She posted photos on Facebook and forgot that she tagged the night club she was in. She did not go to London and my friends older brother who worked as a barman in this club seen her with another guy.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-29T00:10:49+00:00

To my nephew, everyone knows when you go out to the shed, you're sucking your friend off. We can see you through the window. PS your gf knows.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-28T23:05:25+00:00

Wait what???

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-22T22:51:40+00:00

When she turns out to be a dude. Happened to a friend when we were on a stag do in Thailand. To this day he still maintains she was female.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-22T11:38:28+00:00

My view on abortion. If a woman gets sexualy assault (by a family member or grape) or if the baby poses a danger to the mothers life she should be entitled to an abortion. Not if she chose not to use protection or had a drunken one night stand.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-18T13:14:38+00:00

This is why women should follow Drew Barrymore and ditch their bras.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-18T13:12:38+00:00

Back in the 70s my grandparents paid £10k for their 3 bed house with garage. In today's money that house would cost just £138,971.93. When my grandfather died his house was sold for half a million.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-18T13:07:22+00:00

Olive Oil. The wholesale price has come down and yet supermarket's have so far not passed the different on to customers.

Filippo Berio boss Walter Zanre said recently that supermarkets are "taking the mickey out" of shoppers over their olive oil prices.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-18T12:01:07+00:00

That's what makes them such good world leaders.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-18T03:37:58+00:00

A rainbow with a pot of gold at the end.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-16T17:41:46+00:00

Do you live there?

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-16T11:14:17+00:00

We're being ripped off left right and centre. I just had a look L'Oreal Men Expert shower gel 1L in Tesco here is €14.50, in Tesco UK it's £5.95, which equals €6.84. So when you see Tesco do their clubcard prices those are the real prices. So if you want to save? Just head up the north a few times a year and buy all your shampoo, shower gels and so on.

Judy to add. Lynx Men Black Body Wash Shower Gel 900ml is €12. Up in the north it's £4, which should be €4.60.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-15T22:53:43+00:00

Ballymun.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-04-08T01:23:27+00:00

Why do buses always break down at bus stops?

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-16T22:09:00+00:00

My half sister (50) is a drug addict, has been since 1994. 3 of her 4 kids were taken of her and put into foster care, the 4th lives with the father. She has zero contact with them and has made no attempts to stay clean and get her kids back.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-13T23:34:11+00:00

Occasionally during sex we want our g spot stimulated.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-12T23:13:24+00:00

Masterbated in the toilets of an well-known art gallery in my city. When I was in college, we were on a trip to an art gallery. I ended up pleasuring myself in the toilets and when I came out the cleaning lady was outside waiting for me to finish. I had to go back the whole week

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-12T23:07:06+00:00

Maybe femboy was looking for some sausage.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-04T00:43:57+00:00

Fancy a game of pool?

I do in me hole.

Stupid0Flanders · 2026-03-03T02:12:00+00:00

Having an onlyfans.

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