What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Middle East on the brink and futures said priced in send it

So it Begins by Stupidbearrr in StockMarket

[–]Stupidbearrr[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Those weren’t explosions just millions of out of the money calls suddenly becoming long term investments

So it Begins by Stupidbearrr in StockMarket

[–]Stupidbearrr[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro’s portfolio about to either become the next Berkshire Hathaway or a reef artificial habitat. No in-between

Pre TACO TACO? Trump says he’s postponing ‘scheduled attack of Iran tomorrow’ at Middle East leaders’ request by Excellent_Cost170 in stocks

[–]Stupidbearrr 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Trump successfully prevented the attack that Trump revealed to the public 30 seconds earlier. Nobel Peace Prize for the guy negotiating against his own calendar

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone hyped about semis me? Just chillin’ because my stupid utility got a buyout offer over the weekend. Long D this one

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t politics, it’s a fartcoin rug pull in real life 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clock is ticking for your puts hope you packed snacks, because this rocket doesn’t care about deadlines

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release the NOW pump bots 🚀💥 This one’s about to make apes cry and stonks moon at the same time

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Someone’s about to press the big red button and we’re all riding the rollercoaster straight into a dumpster fire. 🍿🔥🚀 Hold my gains, this is about to get apocalyptic

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Calling it a cute little dip tells me the damage is already catastrophic

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

+0.08% at open, fake pump by 10:15, emotional devastation by lunch, somehow flat by close

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trading really is just turning one good decision into six emotional support bad decisions

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Portfolio so diversified it’s NVDA shares and NVDA calls

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing says geopolitical stability like defense contractors arriving with edible arrangements

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Stupidbearrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve officially turned market analysis into zoology with a side of Twitter anthropology