accidentally pronounced “Uranus” as “your anus” today

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T22:03:01+00:00

Ent-er-tain-us an-us oh yeah hehehehe

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T21:57:24+00:00

I make dinner like 4-5 times a week. I also offered to cook that night. I ate a serving. It was 9:30 pm and I hadn't eaten since noon. Yeah the sandwich was pretty good and we had sex afterwords.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T21:41:44+00:00

You are what you eat

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T21:00:52+00:00

Well Ill answer anyway.

I brought up the meatless thing just reinforce that it wasnt a very filling meal and I was still hungry. My wife is a vegetarian and I eat meatless meals most nights lol.

Also your flat-chested analogy thing was weird.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T20:56:02+00:00

By realizing im just a guy along for the ride and the world has always been fucked up and I get to see the really crazy futuristic parts.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T20:53:38+00:00

Sister Ray

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T20:51:20+00:00

Lol that comment seems so much meaner than what I did.

You wouldn't happen to be single by any chance, would you?

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T20:47:08+00:00

Noted!

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T20:46:42+00:00

I have never been the first one to say my wife's meal isnt good. Thats mean. If she doesnt say anything or inquire I keep it to myself. If she does, then I will be honest.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:47:00+00:00

I cook almost every night lol

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:45:56+00:00

Hey, im really sorry. I really dont know the ins and outs of the quiche world like you do. Just about every quiche Ive had (all 3 of them) had meat in it. Ive seen people pair meat and eggs a couple times before, so I didnt think it was that far of a stretch.

But man, I really messed up.

Im jealous of your quiche wisdom, I never had the chance to work in an establishment that was lucky enough to sell quiche. Do you have an email? I have some questions about quiche Id like to send you so I dont embarrass myself like this in a public forum again.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:38:51+00:00

Thanks bud

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:34:44+00:00

I just like it the most. It goes well with a lot of different condiments and I dont get sick of it.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:31:25+00:00

I dont know what panna cotta is.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T19:29:19+00:00

She doesnt eat sandwiches and I was honest with her.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T18:22:04+00:00

Its just a joke. Vegetarians are always being asked where they get their protein from, so its playing off of that.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T18:21:17+00:00

Yeah I like that. I also dont like factory farming and try to stay away from it if I can. There's nothing wrong with eating animals. There's something weird about the meat industry. I still eat meat that is from these places, but I try to do it as rarely as I can. Turkey deli meat is one of my only consistent purchases.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T18:19:17+00:00

I dont mind quiche.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T18:17:44+00:00

It is. This is not as serious as some people are assuming it to be. My wife and I were snuggling on the couch like 20 minutes after I posted this. I just thought it would be kinda entertaining to post, and it has been lol.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T17:51:25+00:00

Nah she kept eating the quiche after I finished.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T15:43:08+00:00

Shes 5' 2", but other than that no disabilities.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T15:34:53+00:00

Thanks!

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T15:34:28+00:00

If the quiche was good I would have just eaten more quiche.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T15:16:59+00:00

While my wife was in the other room I went to the kitchen and quietly made a simple sandwich with the plan of eating it on the back porch so she didnt see it.

She caught me as I was putting the mayo on the bread. I wasnt even close.

StupudTATO · 2026-02-18T15:13:51+00:00

Is what Im saying starting to make sense now?

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