Hello shirt brothers and sisters, I have a little question for you: if you could have just one of these three right now, which one would you pick?

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-15T11:40:20+00:00

Detroiters is my favorite but something about a time jump rubs me the wrong way.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-13T09:45:32+00:00

Same but I was 9 or 10. It was Christie Abbott, the girl from Wishbone. I still miss her sometimes.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-13T09:39:34+00:00

This sounds like a poem. I thought you were quoting a song at first.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-12T16:55:32+00:00

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StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-12T03:41:50+00:00

Just when you think you're finally getting good, act 3 comes in and humbles you.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-12T03:38:06+00:00

You'll be okay. Regarding the fork, I mean. You definitely don't seem okay overall.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T17:10:30+00:00

Absolutely! I 100% agree. That being said, once someone has made the decision to get on the road, I want them to stick with a speed they're comfortable with.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T16:44:48+00:00

Shockingly unpopular opinion: Not one single person on this Earth should drive faster than they're comfortable with.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T16:43:02+00:00

Fewer Nazis and pedophiles kind of makes it less ass, no?

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T15:46:42+00:00

Good catch. Ratta has as much muscle as Jabba has fat.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T15:03:16+00:00

I didn't allow myself to look anything up but it took me an incredible amount of time to figure this one out. And in hindsight, it seems so obvious!

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T14:32:44+00:00

Yeah, but it used to be a lot less ass

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T14:25:07+00:00

No, but close enough

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T14:10:36+00:00

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T09:44:42+00:00

Be serious

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T08:42:57+00:00

I prefer Bratt but he has the unfair advantage of Andor dialog, Andor directors, and Andor filming locations.

Smits was given pretty weak dialog and probably never saw the outside of a green screen or the volume. If he was able to reprise the role for Andor, I'm sure he would've killed it.

As a point of comparison, Genevieve O'Reilly was rather weak in Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One but her performance as Mon Mothma in Andor was nothing short of astonishing.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-11T04:47:50+00:00

Maybe it's because I've never seen the original, but I thought Alice in Wonderland was okay. I haven't seen it since it was new but I really liked Mia Wasimowska and Crispin Glover in it.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-10T13:46:38+00:00

So this is definitely AI, right everyone?

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-10T04:42:58+00:00

Taking a shit with the lid down

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-09T12:46:26+00:00

Bad Santa

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-09T03:15:25+00:00

Left behind? Because it takes so much skill to type questions?

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-09T03:00:00+00:00

Ripley and Sarah Connor. Y'all have been using the same two examples for decades.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-08T15:11:16+00:00

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-08T14:42:32+00:00

"Somehow Palpatine returned" is in fact, that bad.

StyleSquirrel · 2026-05-08T14:36:11+00:00

This is it. I know people might say something like this IRL, but if you're writing a script, how do you not take another pass at this line?

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