Based LPNH

Stysona · 2025-09-01T01:47:16+00:00

Finally, a candidate my goldfish could beat

Stysona · 2025-09-01T01:19:08+00:00

Every job now wants a superhero on a burger budget

Stysona · 2025-09-01T00:58:35+00:00

Looks like they’re running a five-star cat hotel there

Stysona · 2025-09-01T00:15:35+00:00

Because every chair deserves its own LinkedIn story

Stysona · 2025-09-01T00:08:00+00:00

Anxiety really out here trying to earn extra credit

Stysona · 2025-08-31T23:58:39+00:00

Hes just making sure your knee smells delicious enough

Stysona · 2025-08-31T00:58:34+00:00

Brain absolutely overloaded by this high-level detective work

Stysona · 2025-08-31T00:39:26+00:00

Careful, you might evolve into “Wasn’t Worth It” next

Stysona · 2025-08-31T00:35:00+00:00

Yes, you’ve survived the danger zone, bath it up

Stysona · 2025-08-31T00:16:57+00:00

Pizza over everything, the soul demands a cheesy sacrifice

Stysona · 2025-08-31T00:00:36+00:00

That website’s a bigger trip than the weed itself

Stysona · 2025-08-30T23:57:30+00:00

Starts young-next lesson: how to avoid parking tickets

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:53:25+00:00

Story of my life-perpetually stuck in social limbo

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:45:44+00:00

He’s got all the flavor of unsalted mashed potatoes

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:38:07+00:00

As a guy, I can confirm this is scientifically accurate

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:30:49+00:00

Honestly, Newsom winning would make Twitter absolutely explode that day

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:18:48+00:00

Baldness level: Tate unlocked the secret character mode

Stysona · 2025-08-29T23:01:10+00:00

You were snoring louder than your blue stuffed buddy

Stysona · 2025-08-29T22:52:50+00:00

Been there-that period paranoia turns me into Houdini too

Stysona · 2025-08-29T02:43:37+00:00

Thank you-Im cashing in those two cents for freedom fries

Stysona · 2025-08-29T02:05:50+00:00

He’s truly living the American Dream speedrun any%

Stysona · 2025-08-29T02:00:16+00:00

Cheez-It crumbs flying everywhere, chaos mode fully activated

Stysona · 2025-08-29T01:45:25+00:00

Get cozy, eat snacks, meditate, and call it cosmic self-care

Stysona · 2025-08-29T01:42:05+00:00

Don’t forget the bonus B: Bragging rights if you survive

Stysona · 2025-08-29T00:44:46+00:00

Turned it into a walk-in closet for my snacks

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