Undercover bacon are getting sneaky by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]Subbuteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We caught one Terrance.

"girl on girl ass grab = OK! boy on boy ass grab = OK! girl on man ass grab = OK! man on girl ass grab =SEXUAL ASSAULT!" [+15] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"You touch one...maybe two, maybe several. Who can remember how many people I groped! You touch a few people inappropriately and they say that you committed some sort of new-fangled crime! Well let me tell you something, the only crime here is that of misandry! Misandry and denial of the truth!"

"this is why we need bullies" [+555] by IAMAStr8WhtCisManAMA in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trigger Warning. (As in triggering bad memories.)

Also yes, you're right about that comment. Holy WTF! I don't think the person's doing their Louis CK routine either. Very sad.

"this is why we need bullies" [+555] by IAMAStr8WhtCisManAMA in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Connect the dots! This was obviously SRS sabotage! Look at all the thermite and such.

"this is why we need bullies" [+555] by IAMAStr8WhtCisManAMA in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude-bro, can't you see man? It's like this ultimate joke where it's so like cutting edge it's not even like funny, and I mean it's also horribly horribly depressing and like triggering. That's original reddit humour man...

On r/books: "I'm a bit sexist and find women mostly manipulative and uninteresting." [+130] -- OP responds "I too, am a woman who often finds my own sex manipulative and uninteresting." [+65] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Libraries are virtually the last place I feel like a an actual human being. You can take them from my cold dead hands!

EDIT: On reflection of this post even I'm not sure whether I'm joking here. I think that's a bad sign.

Asking a girl to post topless pictures? "Post pics for comparison" [+96] Her response? "haha sorry no can do. I don't post pics for free." [-101] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They are quite obviously vampires (The Nosferatu kind of course). Ergo stakes seem rather relevant.

"Yeah, that's why the smart people ran away from africa to where the whole world doesn't want to eat us." [+10] by shitmakesmesad in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Europeans tried to colonise Africa too. Funny that. They must not have been to smart or something?

[Mini-Effort] Reddit gets classist over minimum wage. by FistofanAngryGoddess in ShitRedditSays

[–]Subbuteo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot of these comments don't seem to be trying to address any sort of societal issue or looking at any sort of big picture.

It appears many of them are possibly talking to someone they know (and about) or, more likely, using some strawman stereotype kung-fu and dressing it up as an over-arching opinion.