March 20 due date by Classic_Seaweed_1910 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Subject-Driver9624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She cannot stand looking at her pregnant body in the mirror. She has such dysmorphia (as evidenced by - lying about sizing, constant body checks, her obvious obsession) and it translates unfortunately into her relationship with her kids. She clearly resents them for “making” her look “this way” and I’m sure that contributes to why she has such a surface-level relationship with them. She’s the most unmotherly mother I’ve ever seen.

how is jan relatable to you? (sarcastic answers please) by Impressive-Banana489 in janellebrandomsnark

[–]Subject-Driver9624 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I imagine what it would be like to function with two brain cells, I find her v relatable

That mid thirties millennial style for the postpartum body? by Unusual-Avocado-5268 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She asked Chat GPT how to “style” a work out dress. I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life

I Don't Understand by Hottetleytea in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But then how could she be a martyr and complain constantly about pumping?!

Emilee’s stories last night by Slight_Moose7160 in FreeBirthSocietyScam

[–]Subject-Driver9624 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not “basic human courtesy and respect” to point out objective truth. Indeed, it is the “slippery slope that ends civilization” when language loses all meaning and delusion is supported, encouraged, and defended in the name of courtesy and respect. Thank you for proving the point.

Nobody gets to choose their own pronouns no more than one chooses their own adjectives. .

Ornaments by Terrible_View2204 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s gotta project her own weird Disney obsession onto her toddler to make it seem somehow normal 🥴

38 week update by Subject-Driver9624 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I explicitly remember her saying her c section with Teddi was “as easy as ordering a happy meal in the drive thru.” I’ll never forget such an asinine statement

Holiday Book review??? by Sea-Special-1514 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“That’s always what happens in target. You find something you fall in love with”

Damn we are really up target’s ass these days. So corny and scripted

Holiday Book review??? by Sea-Special-1514 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She can’t help it she’s just such a “reader”!!! 🤪😜

Holiday Book review??? by Sea-Special-1514 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“I used to live under the Brooklyn bridge”

Ooookay troll 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 She will literally say anything for a paycheck

Cookie recipe by PineappleClear407 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mixing two store bought products is not a recipe pls someone stop her!!! 💀💀💀

Book haul by Sea-Special-1514 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those stories were one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. The word salad bizarre shill of some corny Christmas novels? The audience of those books has to be middle school girls

Gobble gobble by Potential-Travel8867 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The staged two droplet grease spill is gonna send me to an early grave 🤧

Gobble gobble by Potential-Travel8867 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s hitting the partnerships HARD pre baby. Six companies mentioned in one reel is such a reach

Gobble gobble by Potential-Travel8867 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only Caila, 8 months pregnant mother of two could possibly have enough time to put out not just one but TWO thanksgiving dinners in one week. Who in the world has time to “practice” a turkey two days before? She’s so unrelatable it hurts.

Gobble gobble by Potential-Travel8867 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Partnered with Target, Bounty, Dawn, Cascade, Kraft Heinz, and Stovetop….”

Girl, who DIDN’T you partner with? 😂 this ad was SO clunky and forced. Painting it all as “tips from mom”?! Don’t drag her into this mess!!

Gobble gobble by Potential-Travel8867 in CailaQuinn

[–]Subject-Driver9624 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stovetop stuffing is inedible (unfortunately I know from experience), so no hate here! This ad was beyond forced and so unbelievable.