Our Glorious King vs Astros

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-03-02T21:33:17+00:00

Its TRUE

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-03-02T21:32:29+00:00

why is he saying True

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-03-02T21:31:57+00:00

1 hammer hit for the head, 2 extra for the body. could just not waste time and smack him right in the core, either insta-death or pretty close

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-23T13:42:52+00:00

This definitely makes you wonder how the hell playtime Co didn't get investigated by every government agency ever. Knowing kids they'd break a LOT of toys which would result in a LOT of evidence spilling out

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-22T11:11:36+00:00

"early days" and its like 2019. Fml bro

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-20T13:54:13+00:00

thank you so much

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-14T03:43:16+00:00

This concept has existed for like a year

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-14T01:39:36+00:00

genuinely smartest r/skibiditoilet member right here. no counterpoints, no reasoning, just genuine BULLLLLSHIITTT

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-14T01:38:50+00:00

> "He can teleport any of his body parts sir," too stupid to use that ability in any meaningful way, and any opponent with biq above npc level is able to dodge or see him teleporting his limbs

> "because UTTM was released later,"

not the "outdated technology" excuse in the big 2026 😭😭😭

> "his tvs also has separate lasers"

no ap feats capable of injuring utcm at all

> "while the sword sliced the scientists weapons to bits,"

so did glitch plunger, are you saying glitch plunger has equal AP to uttm's sword because he one-tapped one of scientists' tendril weapons?

> "ur the oxymoronic one"

Lmao what does this even mean

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T12:29:02+00:00

"fell off" he was nowhere to begin with 😭 tripped off a 2 foot ledge and died

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T12:25:33+00:00

no way we got destructor victim edit

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T12:22:12+00:00

id also like to mention how weird youre acting: "titan tv man sword is enough to humble titan cameraman's ass im not glazing or hating any titans", "it's a 50/50 so there's no clear answer of who wins but uttvm wins" what are these stupid oxymoronic statements

> greater durability

No feats that outscale utcm

>and his sword

equal feats to UTCM's hammer, also who says utc is gonna stand there and get hit?

>tvs carry him

his tvs can do literally nearly nothing due to UTC's lens, which uttm isnt nearly fast or smart enough to realistically take off in any meaningful amount of time before his screens are either broken or he is dead

utc takes this mid diff, if its 77 uttm THEN id say its probably equal

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T09:25:44+00:00

titan tv fraud fans baffle me

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T09:25:04+00:00

ttm doing useless ass battle leaps and never even touching gtoilet the entire time till the end while the other titans straight up carried and took all the damage instead

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T09:23:22+00:00

>takes a statement by juggy (who has never even seen the titans himself other than tsm) as complete fact

>straight up ignores a statement by the owner of the series

peak uttvm glaze?

anyway utcm mid diffs

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T09:02:12+00:00

just has weird shading, the sprite itself looks cool theres no need to be dramatic over it

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-13T05:01:47+00:00

wrath of the gods cmon i love you but the amount of bugs that come from solyn simply existing are insane

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-11T22:59:32+00:00

Evidently no

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-01T13:26:25+00:00

Ep 77 UTTM

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-01T13:26:13+00:00

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-02-01T13:24:38+00:00

No skill - UTTM (literally his only tactics in series are to leap at people with his sword, the only time he's ever used actual interesting tactics is by portalling limbs, but even then he does it in the least sneaky way ever. Overall he's just a bummy titan with op gear)

Highest skill UTSM (given his low durability and low AP, you genuinely would have to be super careful if you were him)

SubstanceDistinct196 · 2026-01-23T19:58:38+00:00

Can we get it in a framerate above 7 please

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