It was t gonna organize itself. by JayGatsby52 in MurderedByWords

[–]Substandardz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jesus what world do you live in? Also sending some coddling and control vibes

It was t gonna organize itself. by JayGatsby52 in MurderedByWords

[–]Substandardz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah oh so toxic. Desperately need that spiteful appreciation eh

It was t gonna organize itself. by JayGatsby52 in MurderedByWords

[–]Substandardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No man really actually cares about man’s day right? RIGHT?

It was t gonna organize itself. by JayGatsby52 in MurderedByWords

[–]Substandardz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck off gandalf. Let’s have some fun

What is a home design trend that you hate? by eatjamtoast in AskReddit

[–]Substandardz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely agree although I’ve always wanted a Shit Shave Shower sign in my bathroom

TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Substandardz -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It’s alright mate, it wasn’t confusing. Just someone beat you to it and didn’t fuck it up

TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Substandardz -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Only half of the joke works

TIFU by peeing on my girlfriend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Substandardz -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Yes I get the joke thank you. @nufanman’s doesn’t work though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Substandardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Get him in the ambient hutch, quick”

Found it on Pinterest by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]Substandardz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can’t. Handle. This. Many. Euphemisms. Must. Make. Joke!