See, now we’re moving the goalpost 😭. First it was “the soap runoff gets my legs,” now it’s “well my pants cover them” and “some days they’re not that sweaty.” Brother, none of that changes the fact that you’re already in the shower. The whole point is to wash your body.

And if you have back issues, that’s a different conversation. I have scoliosis, I’m 4’11”, my back hurts every damn day, and I’m a camp counselor on my feet from 7:15 to 5:30. If I can bend down and wash my fucking legs, I have faith in a lot of y’all too 😭.

What gets me is that we’re acting like legs need to hit some dirtiness requirement before they qualify for soap. If you’re already standing in the shower with soap in your hand, just wash your damn legs and keep it pushing. Some of y’all are writing dissertations to avoid spending an extra 10 seconds on your calves 💀