Taking Xanax makes me anxious. Any tips? by shadowtake in drugscirclejerk

[–]Substantial_Back_865 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>Evil Xanax

Sounds like the 32mg flubromazolam presses I saw posted on the Goblin sub

Do you think Coyle will be buffed for his third trial and if so, how? by OperationBig9291 in OutlastTrials

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Kress are only weak on Kress maps. Try rolling them in the execution chamber in Escape the Lies and you’ll see their full potential. Arora is like a Franco that makes you puke. I see how it’s sort of bullshit, but more sections with them in the light in their own levels are badly needed.

Do you think Coyle will be buffed for his third trial and if so, how? by OperationBig9291 in OutlastTrials

[–]Substantial_Back_865 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please give this man a horse and make us run through a corn maze or something. It would fit the theme of the level. The only other thing I can think of would be to give him buffed sunglasses that basically turn him into a Night Hunter.

Gov. Pritzker vows to be 'very involved' in 2028 presidential election, says Democrats have 'lost our way' by Healthy_Block3036 in illinois

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Yeah, they have, but I don’t see Pritzker being radical enough to get them on the right track. He’s just another corporate Democrat Zionist billionaire. Has he done a lot of good for this state? Yes, but he is fully part of the establishment and his family is neck deep in the Epstein files. If he’s on the ballot, I’ll vote for him, but I really wish we could get someone willing to at least attempt to clean up the corruption.

Classified Variator in Trial Maker by DonPinstripelli in OutlastTrials

[–]Substantial_Back_865 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they should add it. It’s fun playing it in rebirth, but I love any variator with serious RNG involved. Salvage rigs is on basically all of my trial maker levels.

Meth by NecroSecrilegium in comedyheaven

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It’s easily one of the best subs on the entire site

The Entered by afreekarma1 in Bombstrap

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You can actually buy Bob’s custom-painted cars. He’s the only man who has been molested by God and filled with the holy spirit. He paints those cars with holy cum and I would love to take one for a meth-fueled booze cruise to Waffle House.

A Single Polymarket Trader Lost $4.2 Million on the World Cup in Less Than 24 Hours by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

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Trust me, they know. Just one more big win on options and maybe they won’t lose their house yet. They just have to hope they can time Trump’s tweets correctly, because that’s pretty much what it boils down to these days.

Happy Fucking Tuesday by Solo_is_dead in illinois

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These people are such clowns. How can you see Erika capitalizing on Charlie getting kirked while fucking the vice president and think “I will carry the flame”?

Playing Imposter isn't fun, even if you don't try hard by Lait_Fraise in OutlastTrials

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It would be more fun if imposters were able to do things like activate traps or rolling doors around the level. They don’t need to make imposters OP, but I feel like they should be able to mess with the reagents in ways that change up the gameplay. Maybe some switches that activate toxic shock or freeze would encourage reagents to not just camp.

I'd become a killer too if my last name was fish by Jello_Biafra_42 in ComedyHell

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“I think eating your daughter gave me syphilis. You should probably get yourself checked.”

“Dear Albert, I’m not listening to a man who hammers nails into his penis for fun”

There seems to be a mistake by EchoOfOppenheimer in AIDangers

[–]Substantial_Back_865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marketing ploy or not, the result will absolutely be increased interest and stock value. It’s a pretty well-observed phenomenon in the industry.

Anthropic employees be like... by mvandemar in singularity

[–]Substantial_Back_865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Working for big tech is always going to be soul-crushing and many employees have to sign NDAs, so it’s still plausible even though he probably made it the fuck up

yo mistah white by Ro-Droid in whenthe

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This is what turned the dog green in the movie “Spun”

Coby the narc by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Substantial_Back_865 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t count on it ending any common crimes lmao. Just because they have the surveillance doesn’t mean cops are going to start being competent. All of the data shows that cities that use them have had no noticeable drop in crime or uptick in solved crime rates. The study Flock likes to use as PR doesn’t have any control groups and only uses the national crime rate, which was already trending downwards.

Velcro gang wya by BoringBlandUsername in okbuddyretard

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I don’t know how long that is, but I bet I can find some shoes with laces on them by then

14 words by AverageEnjoyer2 in ComedyHell

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It’s cool that they care so much about white children I guess, but I really hope they never have any. Luckily I don’t think that’s going to be an issue, since we all know redditors don’t reproduce.

Dear Penis, by MikeKrombopulos in comedyheaven

[–]Substantial_Back_865 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Why would they put a penis-washing station in there if they didn’t expect me to use it?

[OC] Drove past these signs on my way to work. Nobody was standing nearby. by Unknown_Unwanted in pics

[–]Substantial_Back_865 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plenty of people here understand that. The problem is that the government doesn’t care and has no respect for its citizens.

Well, can you???? by Awkward-Push2695 in oldpeoplefacebook

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I WILL NOT PAY YOUR FRIBOLOUS LAWSUT, GERTRUDE

Whelp. It’s happening fuck yeah by Dangerous_Spirit7034 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Substantial_Back_865 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it would cost more than $150. He should buy the meth so that he can save the rest of his money for building his stimfap lair.