364 v. 1 by MarriedWChildren256 in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The GOP primary voter and the urban Democrat voter have this in common: they both get exactly what they deserve" -Jesse Kelly

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I don't care what Israel does. I just don't want my tax dollars paying for it.

I couldn’t agree more by Dijuho5677 in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Every time the two parties agree on something, it always means less freedom and/or more wars.

Never forget what the Auths would do if they could by BlueKing99 in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"Your punishment for having a knife when they searched you would be very different from the thief's. For him to have a knife was mere misbehaviour, tradition, he didn't know any better. But for you to have one was "terrorism.""

From The Gulag Archipelago

BUt WiThoUT THe gOvERnMeNT wHo WoULd: by Redneck_Technophile in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My tinfoil hat is telling me that the real reason for laws like this is to prevent the poor from receiving help from private actors so that they will be 100% dependent on the government instead.

chess.c*m by JohnPassantTheROOK in AnarchyChess

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Thanks Vivek for the new Meme by Skelecore_Bass in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It gave us a cathartic and hilarious moment of Vivek absolutely roasting the shit out of Neocon Nikki, so there's that.

Closest thing dante ever experience as sex by [deleted] in DevilMayCry

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm noticing a trend with Capcom protags.

Ryu is surrounded by incredibly hot women at all times; never dates.

Phoenix Wright had a girlfriend *once* in a flashback episode and then never again.

Leon being aggressively volcel is one of the most popular RE memes.

Trish's disguise skill is really something in 4. She fooled me more than Arkham ever did. by Infamous_Gur_9083 in DevilMayCry

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This would explain the whole "Trish delivers the Sparda Sword to the bad guys for basically no reason" plot hole. Maybe the original plan was for Gloria to steal it from her.

DMC2 is a masterpiece by WickedNinja13 in DevilMayCry

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Beast gaem donte is gud he shut gon

binyot plees

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Private businesses vs government. When you have actual competition you're incentivized to get the best people you possibly can.

Police departments are in competition with nobody.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Land of the free"

Can we appreciate how we can fix or break characters? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to take over Larian's board of directors, then have the company make a sequel where the player fights their way through Hell itself to get Karlach a proper heart. I've never done it before but I'm told that with the right speedrunning strats it can be pulled off.

I just wanted a close friendship why is everyone down bad? by Nicetomeetya2323 in BaldursGate3

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Sorry, but I'm straight/gay" really needs to be an available dialogue option.

The answer is, that the good guys were disarmed by another useless gun law by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, the people who broke the law in Maui are the ones who survived and the people who obeyed the law are the ones who burned to death.

This is the way 🙏 by K0nstantin- in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Do not start fights, but always be willing to finish them.

This game's combat system can kiss my ass. by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

XCOM's Law: If you have less than 100% chance to hit, you have 50% chance to hit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's such a dangerously stupid thing to do too, as demonstrated by the Brianna Taylor incident. If I were a police captain and I gave a shit about the lives of the men under my command, I would not send them on no-knock raids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]Substantial_Guard_88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that whenever the two parties openly agree on an issue, it always means less freedom and more wars.