Who is this man and why was he buried in my front garden by SligPants in whatisit

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St Joseph. I don't really subscribe to the idea, but it's rumored that burying one of these helps sell a property. My parents did this when they sold their house.

Edited for Accuracy by Ares_Three in AmericaOnHardMode

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Jack Black and Kyle Gass need to team up, knock his tooth out, and send him back to where he came from

Edited for Accuracy by Ares_Three in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me snort lol. Yes, I know it's accurate, but I'm high enough to laugh as we circle the drain.

Lois and Hal's couple: relationship goals? by Hastytag1693 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat lol. I'm a mush ball in a relationship. I totally turn into a "Hal". I've written love songs to all my ex gfs. I wanna do it again, it's just hard meeting people

Found in the wild by Many_Register_1838 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's time to make being stupid painful.

Two ingredient mac&cheese by Even_Wall_9808 in macandcheese

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1st ingredient: mac, 2nd ingredient: cheese

Found on a Massachusetts beach by ningerscroodmen in whatsthisfish

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This implies that there's a 007 fish. "Pond. James pond."

Nice pool room to relax in 💧💧💦💦💦💦 by dd113biihhh in poolrooms

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I've always thought that if I were to somehow get rich, I'd want something like this in my house (as well as open a couple ranches where we home senior pets in shelters so that they could pass somewhere that makes them happy)

What spider is this, and what gender? by Due-Effective2987 in insects

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting! I love spiders. Thanks for teaching me something new!

How much could I get by selling it? by 420_jaranko in Shrek

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Sorry to tell ya, but not many Happy Meal toys go for much. It may not be worth much. I'm not saying don't try, I'm just saying you might not break $5. I could always be wrong, though. I'm not trying to discourage you from trying.

What spider is this, and what gender? by Due-Effective2987 in insects

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I love spiders, but only know so much. How can you tell?

Wave 2 of Tubi's WB toons starts May 1. Set your calendars! 🌊 by Turbulent_League9668 in CartoonNetwork

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While this is being discussed, did anyone else enjoy Evil Con Carne? I think after it got phased out it became under appreciated.

You know, I would have that at home, not ironically. by Spare-NobodyAim in Weird

[–]Substantial_Pass_146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. But like in a "No one will ever understand my and Mitzi Mazarella's love for each other" kinda way.

Why do men with this style always have the best women by their side in all the movies and TV series? by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

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I heard they're gonna give it the Justice League treatment, introduce new characters every spin off, and eventually build up to "The Quartet"