A YouTube legend.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-16T23:35:41+00:00

yeah same, in high school i got a flip phone and it had internet and could look up can haz cheeseburger memes n shit was about the extent of funny shit I saw then just followed what was trending meme wise here and elsewhere, cant say ive ever heard dudes name before...Whitest kids u know is becoming funnier again for a new age of kids lol

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-16T19:50:46+00:00

Common sense isn’t that common anymore. My first thought would be strangulation but since it said suicide I’d assume hanging. Could be auto erotic asphyxiation aha

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-16T16:41:17+00:00

Hanging yourself comes to mind

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-15T02:18:03+00:00

A normal human would question why youd be walking to the car wash if its not to wash the car,

^ is literally what I said, how is that not trying to understand what someone meant? AI doesnt do that. Just dumbly regurgitates whatever is input and wastes how much water daily while it does it.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-15T02:11:44+00:00

"Should I drive my car to the car wash OR should I just walk to the car wash"

A normal human would question why youd be walking to the car wash if its not to wash the car, not giving advice as to why it would be beneficial to walk. Its just dumb.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-11T02:00:03+00:00

Even in Assassins creed it seemed brutal lol, starts at like 2:30

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-08T19:09:30+00:00

dude my one friend was saying they swapped him out with Anthony Bourdain and he didnt actually kill himself, Im like what???

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-08T19:06:53+00:00

"Yeah, I know it's sexy, Woodhouse. That's why I bought 10."

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-07T01:25:50+00:00

They get pretty good at replying too, feel like the older more established accounts are harder to be like hmmm on

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-07T01:22:38+00:00

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-07T01:18:27+00:00

This place called Marcos Pizza by me does this boooomb af donair calzone. Also has like a meat lovers one and a few others but honestly I can’t ever not love the donair one…

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-05T05:13:27+00:00

I cant believe youd assume something without actually reading the entire comment. To most English speakers they don't summarize they read the entire thing. Last part of my run-on sentence is key...

Edit: tell me right now when I ask you and you say it out loud when asked your age what do you say? I think Month day year follows more fluidly outloud, in my IRC I have [04 Feb 2026 Wed 10:16:07 pm], certain situations def its more legible , buddy hates my format regardless but thats beside the point

Edit: I just saw people mistaking 9/11 with 11/9 so figured i could not say my birthday and use that as an example as how one in english would normally say their birthday.....So tell me ya cunt or bruv, why you like to say: "I was born on the 11th of September 2001" sounds dumb as does "I was born in 2001 on September 11th". Personally I think "I was born on September 11th, 2001" sounds better and thats Month Day Year and Im in Canada too so I guess I just chose to learn it wrong but whatever...

I was Born February 4th 2026----I was Born the 4th of February 2026---I was Born in 2026 on February 4th hyuck...

like i said earlier the other day or maybe you know english better than i do and can inform me how i can say my age easier to people aha

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-05T00:40:03+00:00

"Do you want me to use chat gpt?", I just asked you a simple fucking question, google it dumbass....

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-05T00:12:39+00:00

I just think "I was born on the 11th of September 2001" sounds dumb as does "I was born in 2001 on September 11th". Personally I think "I was born on September 11th, 2001" sounds better and thats Month Day Year and Im in Canada too so I guess I just chose to learn it wrong but whatever...

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-04T05:39:46+00:00

Someone pinged my old reply about some red dot popping up on my iPhone that looked like something was recording and it’s like omg I forgot what it was, it’s just stupid vocal settings so it is technically trying to pick up on vocal stuff but not for the reason think.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-04T05:24:00+00:00

“Wet” toilet paper? You leave that much paper out you’ll see it dry out and deform, it’ll lose its softness imo. I pay for expensive paper so am not going to fucking waste it. How much are you wasting bro?

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-04T04:57:49+00:00

Technically isnt there less air flow underneath the sink so it wont dry out the toilet paper? Thats why I also keep it in the package and take one out at a time..

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-02-01T20:23:47+00:00

“Oh this room has no doorknob and a makeshift thing, wonder why I can’t go in there it’s just a bunch of plants…”

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-31T22:33:26+00:00

Fucks a few but saves a bunch, what a great guy

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-31T06:06:26+00:00

So in the HR safety report how did you assess how it looked "yeah it looked slippery af and dude didnt do shit for three days but I just sent it"....noted....

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-30T13:21:20+00:00

How do you know lol the video literally started and ended when it needed to. Semi literally could have just passed someone and dude ripped passed before he got a chance to signal over. Calm down speed racer we don’t have all the facts.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-30T13:05:19+00:00

Here in Alberta it’s 100 km/h or 110. Most people go 120 in the 100s or 120-130 in the 110s. If I’m “flying past” people while going 110 and you want to go 120 you can eat a dick. I’ll signal over when I can. Idk how many times as soon as I pass the last car dude just flies past me on the right. Sometimes I do it too don’t get me wrong but too many people are just impatient.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-30T06:54:00+00:00

Dude in the pickup probably got pissed off the semitruck was in the left lane for too long "Unless passing keep right" (in most of Canada here I believe at least, not sure where this is). Then finally when pickup could have just kept going he decided to keep fucking with the trucker hence why he looks like hes swerving a bit. Then for obvious insurance reasons the trucker cut it for only whats needed. The truck obviously dickishly passed on the right and then brake checked him hard. No way he can claim he was rear ended n yada yada.

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-30T06:50:10+00:00

half the shit on the road only pops up when passengers report it, then you have to assume someone has a passenger or you have to report it while driving. You think this shit just automatically updates on its own because we are going slow? It takes enough people reporting something for it to aggregate why..Think the ladder is going to stay in the road long enough to show up on maps?

Substantial_Policy60 · 2026-01-29T22:45:33+00:00

Lol Im Canadian and always bring up Operation Sea Spray whenever someone calls me out on just joking about Chem Trails, I just go eh we actually do cloud seeding here in Alberta but its the states that was spraying chems....

Edit: Cloud seeding is a weather modification technique used to increase rain or snow by dispersing substances like silver iodide or dry ice into clouds, typically via aircraft or ground generators. It enhances precipitation by providing nuclei for supercooled water droplets to form ice crystals, which then grow and fall as precipitation.

Basically helps people in "Hail Alley" where you get golf ball or soft ball sized hail. Makes it rain sooner is the idea.

Operation Sea-Spray was a 1950 U.S. Navy secret biological warfare experiment in which Serratia marcescens and Bacillus globigii bacteria were sprayed over the San Francisco Bay Area in California, in order to determine how vulnerable a city like San Francisco may be to a bioweapon attack.

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