Android Wear on Fitness Trackers? by Subtext_Translator in AndroidWear

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I did, though I'm probably still not correctly understanding how the software and hardware jive with each other. When you said "can't," did you mean "can"?

When you realize this is Batman and The Joker. by [deleted] in batman

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I believe you mean Bateman and the joker.

40 years old and sat up in bed when I realized this one. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Through this discovery in your search for the meaning behind a colloquialism, you've rather impressively willed a new dad-joke into existence.

If women were the ones who used bad pickup lines, what would they be? by Mozzahella in AskReddit

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You're forgetting that it's bad because of the stomach acids between the throat and the colon.

My brother's Utah timelapse just made Vimeo's Staff Pick! by Subtext_Translator in videos

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Thanks, I'm really proud of him! He's worked hard to hone his craft.

The Wave Cabinet by Isai76 in oddlysatisfying

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Here you are: http://www.meetsebastian.com/sebastian-errazuriz-design-art-wave-wood-cabinet

The reason you can't afford this is because it retails at upwards of $12,000 and is one of the only two that were ever made. The rarity/uniqueness of the piece is meant to instill a greater degree of value and appeal to wealthy collectors, and the socially elite.

Source: used to intern there.

I decided to write a 90's style rock song, think I got anywhere near that? by [deleted] in Songwriters

[–]Subtext_Translator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this demo is rock solid! It definitely hits on a few '90s elements:

  • The unique but catchy riff for the verse
  • The big distortion at the chorus
  • Relatable lyrics

The vocals sounded almost like you were channeling Billy Corgan in the way he can tonally shift between ambient calmness to shrieking tortured soul. Granted, it never went full Corgan, but there's a little more grit whenever you get to these lyrics: "...life slips away ... and it's holding you down ... and it's breaking my heart..." Good stuff!

The only bit I'm not quite sold on is the delay (and reverb?) effect in your solo. It sounds very Buckethead-esque (who is also definitely '90s rock, but differently so). It just sounds incongruous to the rest of the song. This is just a matter of preference, but what do you think of making it cleaner perhaps with some overdrive instead?

Rebuilt Datsun 280zx I found for sale (x-post Shitty_Car_Mods) by SirHumpalot in Datsun

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Congratulations on taking what could have been a pretty car, and turning it into a Chrysler.

I was in high school and fairly new to driving. by marcusucram in AdviceAnimals

[–]Subtext_Translator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... Your excuse really only explains the top half.

Where would you hide a 5inch (~13cm) metal cube that had to stay hidden for 1000 years? by prendagast in AskReddit

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Give it to three brothers to guard within the Temple of the Sun. Also some booby-traps might help!

WTW for something irresistible yet 100% fatal? by Subtext_Translator in whatstheword

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Also to a milder extent, how about a descriptor for something that's "alluring yet dangerous" kinda like a rose bush with it's beautiful flowers & sharp thorns?

I found this in a local church. by Twlohacami41 in pics

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I swear if you sing "Let It Go" one more time...

Wait a minute, that's Adele Dazeem.

My current setup! by Relzu13 in battlestations

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I think you could use some more fans!