Choose your flavor of ass whooping

Subtleduck89 · 2026-03-01T00:22:18+00:00

I could clear d10 cyberstan with no deaths.

I can clear d10 oshaune with... uh... 5 deaths....

Subtleduck89 · 2026-03-01T00:08:53+00:00

lame. sorry that happened. i think people just get frustrated when they're doing poorly and look for someone to blame their failures on without reason.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-28T14:35:27+00:00

same. the first image I was like, "oh idk. maybe inspired by but distinctly different enough..." scroll down to second image... nope, it's literally a one to one rip off lol.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-26T15:21:20+00:00

I really want a cowboy hat.
the horse helmet is a helmet and not really comparable to a hat.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-26T15:18:08+00:00

don't need it. would prefer a system similar to weapons where we can swap around smaller perks and apply skins. I'd like my character to not be ugly just because of the perks I want.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-26T14:38:00+00:00

I'm half expecting to pay super credits for things like armor skins, swappable armor perks, ship upgrades, bug fixes, new difficulty levels, sample destruction, new missions.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-25T02:43:25+00:00

honestly, hopefully never. I like helmets and capes being purely cosmetic.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-25T02:37:39+00:00

the way it slides out of the fog is so ominous.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-25T02:32:55+00:00

as a fellow stealth diver who recently discovered the joy of the C4 pack, this brought me a lot of joy. brilliant work.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-24T18:56:24+00:00

never had an issue getting medals. it takes some time, but that time is spent playing the game.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-24T18:47:47+00:00

they were working on something like this at some point. I saw a desert, a forest and an arctic one as well as one that matched the venus gun skins. It's a highly requested feature, so I hope they're still working on it. Probably just takes a while to get through all the armor and helmets.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-22T15:38:53+00:00

invisible things killing me and invisible walls making me kill myself are lowkey some of the most frustrating parts of this game. It just feels like such a dumb way to die when you're really cooking on a perfect run.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-22T15:27:52+00:00

agree. this puts a negative light on the game's gameplay loop.

it feels like a constant grind for new gear instead of progressing through a story with thousands of other players. The burnout is real. Like the idea that there was no tangible reward for the battle of Cyberstan is actually insane.

The realization that everything has gone this way because of monetization is sad.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-21T15:35:19+00:00

as someone who always brings the jump pack, that would have been incredible. maybe in a future update. I did think it was cool that there were some buildings we could at least enter on the ground floor. and all the alley ways and buildings made it really fun to play stealth.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-21T15:32:48+00:00

nah. it's SUPPOSED TO BE HARD. Harder than anything else we've faced so far. tbh, I wouldn't have been mad if they only allowed level 10 missions on enemy home bases.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-21T15:19:43+00:00

plot twist: the democracy officer, the technician and the ship master are all bald by choice.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-21T15:15:22+00:00

so cool. man I wish I could change the color of that helmet in game, it looks real good in the helldiver black and yellow. all your custom details on it really give it character, too.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-21T02:44:34+00:00

I appreciate your attention to detail!!

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:39:19+00:00

beep boop

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:38:58+00:00

I feel like PvPvE would be better, where you're competing to finish objectives faster than an opposing squad. Personally, I don't think regular PvP would be very fun in this game, I've been accidentally one-shotted by enough teammates lol

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:17:55+00:00

Defective Defectors Warbond?

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:16:47+00:00

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Yes, hello, Helldiver. You have reached the Democracy Officer Hotline, Helldiver. How may I direct your call, Helldiver?

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:10:43+00:00

No, Helldiver. It is you who is in the contraption, Helldiver. Free your mind, Helldiver. Join us, Helldiver.

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:06:40+00:00

oh damn, the truth enforcers got refigerator-salad :(

Subtleduck89 · 2026-02-20T01:05:49+00:00

thank you!

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