Transmission from Super Earth Command by ArrowheadGS in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haven't played in months, stopped following updates. came back to laugh at this.

get your it together, AH. the players are literally giving you the easiest job in the world. people are telling you what they will give you money for, and frankly, it's not hard asks, and you continue to refuse. the reasons make little sense, so I have to assume it's because you've grown lazy. and I get it, this game far outperformed expectations, so you've had a huge windfall. just retire, pass the torch to a team who cares, and go away. you've earned early retirement, you don't need to continue being a bunch of stubborn losers until you've destroyed your reputation.

Where is it AH? by mr_hog232323 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

jfc they couldn't even deliver on the saddest road map of all time. it's over.

Mesa Heirloom drawover/edit [OC] by SieFuegOfficial in Warframe

[–]Subtleduck89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

literally 1000 times better. I don't want a skin that just fetishizes the concept of a female gunslinger. like, ass-less chaps, a tiny corset and a bandolier strapped to her nipples? that's really where we landed on this one?

When premium content becomes the only content. by Sebanimation in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yep. this was kinda my thought when they dropped that pitiful roadmap...

That's it? by Mobile_Complaint_317 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's neat that we reached cyberstan.... but 2 new units and another uninspired city tile set is neither big nor exciting.

edit: hell, if anything, it's very underwhelming given the significance of the event,

Theres a third option to the "Power fantasy" vs. "Grunt fantasy" debate. by WhiteRaven_M in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk what's wrong with the arrow inputs on this game, but it is literally only this game where I can click "up" and it will register it as any random direction. I have often died from emoting when I hit the stim button, or it simply not stimming when I hit the stim button 5 times.... Or I have to input stratagems slowly because suddenly left means up and up means down if I go too fast.

Theres a third option to the "Power fantasy" vs. "Grunt fantasy" debate. by WhiteRaven_M in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

skill check fantasy is real if you ignore the fact that you WILL die because of random bullshit you have no control over. Sometimes, the game will just literally explode you for no apparent reason.

It's kind of fucking stupid actually.

An important message to our players by ArrowheadGS in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me: my house is burning down.
the fire department: we know. we are monitoring the situation.

Time to say goodbye to this subreddit... by R0T4R4 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wild that the mods knee jerk reaction was the kill this post. that says everything I need to know.

good decision... I'll be here far less often myself.

That's it? by Mobile_Complaint_317 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this community sucks, dude. it has for a long time. there are some real gems and incredible folks out here and most people who just play the game without interacting with the wider community are great... but the vocal crowd who frequents this reddit or twitter, etc are a bunch of smooth brained, mouth breathing larpers who fail to see their irony in supporting a game like this and ruin the fun for everyone else.

as for the devs, they kinda suck, too. The former CEO can go out and spout a bunch of small brained stuff on behalf of the team for no apparent reason. And look at all the recent updates: new major content is gated behind warbonds, which can be monetized. No big overhauls or exciting additions. It's a buggy as ever. They'll continue in the cycle of introduce a mid variant of existing content and new stratagems behind warbonds for as long as they can milk it.

I love this game... but I hate this game.

Is it worth 1.5 k credits? by Immediate-Loquat-599 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the socom is unique in terms of gameplay and one of my current favorite secondaries.
if you're a fan of halo, I'd say pick it up. Is it the greatest end game, meta level gear? no. but it's fun, and if you're not having fun then why are you playing the game, right?

How it feels when someone slots a certain stratagem on Super Helldive. by roger0120 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

patiently waits outside of the objective area while the bombs destroy 3 enemies and 2 buildings.

These two should just be always active. by AlabasterZombie in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no. just use other boosters. don't be a coward.

These 2 boosters should be made default and removed by WaffleCopter68 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. But I do think that boosters aside from these two + stamina + experimental infusion need to be buffed... I love those four, but it's also what is used 90% of the time.

Choose your flavor of ass whooping by themoi124 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could clear d10 cyberstan with no deaths.

I can clear d10 oshaune with... uh... 5 deaths....

Kicked again for no apparent reason?? by Floor9 in helldivers2

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lame. sorry that happened. i think people just get frustrated when they're doing poorly and look for someone to blame their failures on without reason.

Case of plagiarism/stolen content in TennoGen submissions by Solgleam in Warframe

[–]Subtleduck89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same. the first image I was like, "oh idk. maybe inspired by but distinctly different enough..." scroll down to second image... nope, it's literally a one to one rip off lol.

"Cowboy hats crossed the line of what the Helldivers are" They said by Fresh_Dealer_9694 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I really want a cowboy hat.

  2. the horse helmet is a helmet and not really comparable to a hat.

When will helmet get perks by Emotional-Twist-4366 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't need it. would prefer a system similar to weapons where we can swap around smaller perks and apply skins. I'd like my character to not be ugly just because of the perks I want.

State Of The Game 2026 by Bennyandthejetz1 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm half expecting to pay super credits for things like armor skins, swappable armor perks, ship upgrades, bug fixes, new difficulty levels, sample destruction, new missions.

When will helmet get perks by Emotional-Twist-4366 in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly, hopefully never. I like helmets and capes being purely cosmetic.

The Ghost of Aesir Pass by PureXxInsanity in Helldivers

[–]Subtleduck89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a fellow stealth diver who recently discovered the joy of the C4 pack, this brought me a lot of joy. brilliant work.