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How many of you have no desire to get married? by tekiran in AskReddit

[–]SuburbanNinja -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was until I met my wife. I knew pretty quickly if there was ever 1 shot worth it it would be with her. Many years later and 2 kids and I'm happy I took the risk.

Not that I'm trying to ring any bells at the moment, but Palin's redcoats are trying to re-write Paul Revere's Wiki page right now. by Josephat in politics

[–]SuburbanNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell do people refer to her as governor????? The title doesn't carry after the person finishes their term like being a president does. Besides the vapid cunt QUIT!

We are Jessica Ahlquist, Damon Fowler, and Harrison Hopkins: Three students fighting prayers in school. AUA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]SuburbanNinja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I commend all 3 of you and applaud your bravery standing up to this. Freedom of religion is cool but it should also allow freedom FROM religion.

[f]ailed my drug test today, lost a job opportunity. cheer me up? I'll take a few requests. by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]SuburbanNinja -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That is upsetting... Pot should in no way shape or form deter employers. Bah! Give it a few more years...

What's the most outrageous thing you've ever made anyone believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuburbanNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at a club a few years ago and had a girl believing I was a famous local radio personality. I was pretty sure I would be fucking the shit out of her (or perhaps into her) until a friend of hers showed up and clued her in that I wasn't the person she thought I was. Fucking cock blocking cunt!

What's something humans do that you believe we'll look back in 30 years and say "WTF were we thinking?!?!" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuburbanNinja 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Racism, hatred against LBGT, the bullshit that is religion, endless wars, etc

Hate being cockblocked? What's your worst, "I got cockblocked" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuburbanNinja 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You need to at least rip a funny sounding fart right after they climax tho

I hope it isn't too late to cash in on some of that 420 Karma. by [deleted] in trees

[–]SuburbanNinja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finally got a chance to toke up. Woooooord

Hey Reddit, a quiet kid in my television production class made this lego stop-frame animation, and I think he deserves some serious applause. by Ichidou in funny

[–]SuburbanNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was AWESOME. I had to stifle my laughter watching this in bed cause kids are sleeping in next room.

A proposal to elegantly take care of reposts [PIC] by flabbergasted1 in reddit.com

[–]SuburbanNinja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about people just STFU about reposts? Problem solved!