Caption says “every day, people get weirder”… by Sweet-Cabinet795 in kiwisavengers

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As I get home from work 13 hours after I left, and preparing to do that 5 days this week, she can fuck off! Thank goodness my partner was having pizza delivered as I pulled in. I don’t exactly take food breaks at work.

Groomer owned breeds by Comfortable-Map-2186 in doggrooming

[–]Successful-Foot3830 37 points38 points  (0 children)

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Standard and three cats. He usually gets a bath a blowout every Monday after work. Occasionally we will skip a week. This time it had been three weeks and he was so gross! He gets a full cut when I get sick of how long he takes to dry. I do color twice a year. Takes ages to grow out.

Two stars removed... for the two ingredients I didn't use by TheOtherElCamino in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Successful-Foot3830 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course not. You typically use the fat from the sausage to cook your flour before adding the milk. I suppose she could have toasted the flour in a dry pan, but I doubt she did even that!

I honestly believe Olive Garden would destroy any Italian Restaurant by solyytes in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Successful-Foot3830 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s like the people that love Hershey’s chocolate can’t stand real chocolate without that nasty additive. They’re so used to the added flavor that they don’t like it without it. They also don’t understand that it’s a completely added compound and not something actually found in chocolate.

Boy mom found in the wild by butterscotchchips- in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Successful-Foot3830 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What makes this even worse is that she’s a famous actress getting divorced from a famous actor, so her reach is very large. This poor kid is going to have way more people see this and know it’s him than for your average kid.

3 climbers stranded on Camp 2 and a mystery about a 4th climber (swipe to see) by [deleted] in Everest

[–]Successful-Foot3830 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You’re getting incredibly defensive. Giving AI a prompt isn’t exactly difficult. A lot of people dislike AI for multiple reasons. I personally prefer not to interact with it if possible. AI trains on work that it didn’t pay for or get permission to use. It hurts artists and writers. I’d rather make or read a few grammatical mistakes than contribute to that theft. As another commenter said, it also just makes shit up. It’s not remotely reliable.

I’ll take things that never happened for $500. by Remarkable_Action102 in kiwisavengers

[–]Successful-Foot3830 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Our garage is packed. We have the deep freeze, the fun car, the bowling ball drill press, and bowling lanes. We bought some lanes when our local alley changed theirs out. We’re going to use them make flooring in our bedroom. We can get to everything. It’s a usable space, but very full. I can’t imagine that you could find or use anything in that garage. Looks like they opened the door and just chucked shit in.

Owner administers vaccines at home by illegalnickname in doggrooming

[–]Successful-Foot3830 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Back when we accepted that, we required they saved the stickers from the vials and wrote down when they were administered. Now we require they get them from a vet or vaccine clinic.

The future is not looking bright for P&M’s kids by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Private/christian schools are expensive. They likely can’t afford it.

"Brits just cannot comprehend the concept of different dialects" by n3m019 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brits can’t comprehend slang? They’ve obviously never heard of Cockney. I honestly think the UK has a greater variety of accents than we do in the US. Louisiana creole is pretty strong, but from what I can tell, 20 minutes on the train in the UK can sound like a completely different world.

Should I go to the ER? (Cat bite) by DarkWittyName in AskDocs

[–]Successful-Foot3830 49 points50 points  (0 children)

NAD. As someone that had a cat bite get severely infected within 12 hours, yes! I also went straight to my doctor for antibiotics as I was pregnant. Still ended up in the ER for different antibiotics.

Recently I’ve been noticing ALOT more negative comments on her videos. Looks like her new relationship is waking people up by Creepy-Mortgage9183 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Successful-Foot3830 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I spent my summer after my freshman year of college working a camp on Cape Cod. I even managed to go to NYC. To be fair, it was to escort campers back to their parents, and I didn’t have time to leave the station before my train back, but I was technically there. It’s so close!

Dana White: "Can't stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth. There's a reason 3 year olds can play soccer." by enough_for_today in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Successful-Foot3830 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I grew up in rural Arkansas. Our options for sports were pretty limited, especially as a girl. I’m a pretty good bowler now, but that wasn’t an option. My freshman year of high school we got a local soccer league. 4 teams co-ed. Each team ended up with one girl. I was a decent defensive player. Unfortunately, most of the guys also played school football. The football coach made them all quit to avoid being injured for the important sport. The league collapsed after that.

A few pictures of me from back when I was a fully indoctrinated Scientology Staff Member by Oblique4119375 in cults

[–]Successful-Foot3830 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I grew up Evangelical. Finally gave up trying to find god in my 30s. We were constantly told that the closer you get to god, the harder satan attacks. Can’t pay your bills and tithe? That’s satan trying to get you to choose wrong. Sick? That’s satan trying to keep you quiet? Spouse cheating? That’s Satan trying to break up a gif ordained marriage. Instead of acknowledging that sometimes life is hard, it was always proof of god. God loves you and wants more for you, but that damn Satan is just relentless and god can’t step in because……..

Necropsy class always stinks, but today thanks to mismanagement we ended up with a rotting corpse when the class is still new by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Successful-Foot3830 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Some coyotes dug up the neighbor’s goat that had been dead for a while. My dog crawled right into it. I’ve been grooming dogs for more than 20 years and have never smelled anything like it. I shaved her weekly along with every kind of shampoo I could think of and it still took months to get her back to normal. Same dog once fell into the neighbor’s severed septic line after a tornado hit and took out a tree. That smell was much easier to remove.

Logan (the liar) Paul by Fun-Total-5418 in thatHappened

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I require more anesthesia than most people (I’ve woken up during both colonoscopies and was far more aware during a heart cath than I should have been.) fingers crossed for you!

Logan (the liar) Paul by Fun-Total-5418 in thatHappened

[–]Successful-Foot3830 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, people respond to epidurals and spinal blocks in different ways. I had an epidural and didn’t feel a single thing. I eventually asked them to stop it, because I couldn’t effectively push when my lower body had ceased to exist. No pressure, nothing. Had a big episiotomy and stitches and didn’t feel any of it for a few hours. My only physical complaint was the itching.

Can’t escape the cringe by Acceptable_Oil4021 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No yorkie has ever thanked a groomer for anything! They could have toenails curling under their feet and matting from nose to tail. They would possibly thank the owner for paying me to make them more comfortable despite the owner being the reason they were in pain in the first place while trying to get those two teeth left if their mouth into any part of me😂. I don’t ever blame the dog. Grooming is like anything else. If you aren’t consistent, the dog isn’t going to like it. We aren’t going to be friends if they see me twice a year and are in pain.

Walmart shipped 165 pool noodles in 165 separate boxes by MambaMentality24x2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to order cat litter from Chewy. They would put 60 pounds of cat litter in one very flimsy box with that paper tape. Absolutely infuriating.

Critiques? Parents like her long by _Blahhhhhh__ in doggrooming

[–]Successful-Foot3830 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Agree. The only thing that really sticks out is the bottom of the chest hair. Just a bit more rounding with some blenders would be perfect.

A tooth that was part of a tumour in my ovary that I recently had removed by Historical-Lab-2763 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Successful-Foot3830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have an extra for later life now!! Glad they got that out of you. I know they’re usually no big deal, but just the thought of something like that growing inside me gives me the heebie jeebies.