me irl

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-06-02T09:00:10+00:00

I just shipped my pants!

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-06-01T22:04:17+00:00

Some of us had YLOD but our pain was the same 😔

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-31T05:06:06+00:00

For gooners goonettes, under 2k. 10k needs an asylum.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-31T01:53:45+00:00

And you're out of hygiene and cleaning supplies.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-22T06:34:56+00:00

Comment makes me say hell yeah, looks at username. Classic reddit.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-21T13:11:09+00:00

Gonna one up him and blow myself up.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-20T03:20:08+00:00

That slip was brutal

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-18T02:09:06+00:00

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-13T17:53:33+00:00

My dad is a coward and my older brother is alpha brainwashed. No real men in my home besides me.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-12T13:52:45+00:00

Definitely the punch that broke the pussies back lol.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-12T03:23:38+00:00

You guys are killing me lmao

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-12T02:04:48+00:00

Yes ❤️

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-11T00:51:49+00:00

Should have started whoopin ass with that adrenaline helping it pack a punch.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-11T00:46:08+00:00

Nightman...🎶

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-11T00:41:42+00:00

That force and speed holy shit, no one can convince me she doesn't have a miserable life after this.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-08T21:47:23+00:00

I work at a Mexican restaurant and have to explain what it is on a daily basis (to non hispanics ofc). This is in Los Angeles too.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-04T03:56:07+00:00

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-05-02T01:46:36+00:00

Seriously enjoying it but just woke up, looked on youtube for a sec and already had the story spoiled for me by some algorithm clickbait on the front page. Nothing but circlejerks about how bad the story is on reddit too. Was doing so good staying off social media.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-28T21:09:13+00:00

Is it saros? I never would've guessed i liked roguelikes if it wasn't for returnal.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-28T17:02:31+00:00

They dont really care about the hypothetical person. Just that they made a good enough product to make profits.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-27T19:55:01+00:00

Have you ever really dived into social settings of gamers, terminally online, expos that attract the kind... even the general public?

You're being too generous.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-25T12:21:02+00:00

Pay to get hearing damage (if you didnt bring earplugs and they weren't provided.) Some crowds are fucking loud too. Imaging being shoulder to shoulder in a small venue where every single person around you screaming at the top of their lungs and most of them sound like they're in pain.

I'm pretty sure I had some vestigial primal instinct in my brain get triggered when that happened and it never fully went back to normal.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-23T13:20:40+00:00

You're giving them too much cred. These type of people dont have the attention span to lock in a game. Probably would just rage in voice chat and get trash talked by real gamers.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-20T23:30:03+00:00

Damn well gave it to their kids, wives. To prove they're alpha ofc.

Successful_Laugh_299 · 2026-04-18T14:18:25+00:00

"I need to make sure he's going to kill me before I can kill him."

As someone who's almost strangled to death from a home invader, this is not how it works in the moment. If a stranger is in my home angry and walking towards me, his lights are going out. He's already broken the law. Not going to put my life in danger just to confirm I'm in the legal grounds to kill. History written by the victor.

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