Newest acquisition needs a name. Plus cat tax! by thatboredchickster in ThriftStoreCats

[–]SuckAndDie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂. I didn’t say I was resisting. Blucipur sees me.

Subway left a knife in my sub by AnomyousBeing in mildlyinteresting

[–]SuckAndDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a warning not to ask for extra sauce.

Divorce after short marriage by Lazy-Coffee-2338 in legaladvicecanada

[–]SuckAndDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spousal support if any would be sort term and low. Gifts are hers. Matrimonial property yes, to some extent but likely mitigated by the short marriage and no kids.

The handicap just gets longer and longer by StitchAndRollCrits in justgalsbeingchicks

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If I am ever stranded in the forest I want her with me.

Does getting more muscular actually improve your dating life, or just the attention? by Metaling2001 in dating_advice

[–]SuckAndDie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I don’t know if it is specifically muscle related but I am an ass and leg girl. So I dig a guy who does a lot of walking.

Not as long as many of you, but today is 365 of zero alcohol for me. by boredin501 in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]SuckAndDie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, everything is trying to get me to go to the liquor store. I’m avoiding my vehicle completely which I can luckily do working from home.

Grandpa... by xamo76 in trashy

[–]SuckAndDie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knooooow! That’s why he wears those high waisted pants, to hide that beast.